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Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab has gone into isolation. He hasn’t got COVID, he’s just hiding. #kitileaks
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Frequently being surprised isn’t a desirable quality in a government minister. twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
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I didn’t authorise this Larry merchandise! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Always ready for my close-up
(Pic @PjrFoto)
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On days like this you discover what parliament thinks of a Prime Minister. They have seen him for what he is and their overwhelming emotion isn’t sympathy, or anger; it is embarrassment.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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If I go I’m taking Boris down with me… twitter.com/spectator/stat…
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Pen and the team @Nowzad are doing all they can to help the animals of Afghanistan. I can’t thank them enough for what they’re doing and hope they get the help they desperately need from the government
nowzad.com/our-work/our-m… twitter.com/PenFarthing/st…
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Should Dominic Raab resign? That’s an easy call to make…
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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I’m not a patient cat: hand over the goods… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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I’d make a great rug
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Government appointments to be announced this week:
Monday - Ian Botham, Trade Envoy
Tuesday - Judy Finnigan, Head of Ofgem
Wednesday - Bananarama, Attorneys General
Thursday - Timmy Mallet, Black Rod
Friday - Wolf from Gladiators, UN Ambassador
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Wishing all members of the @ParalympicsGB a successful #Tokyo2020 - looking forward to sending lots of congratulatory messages! #Paralympics
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I’m sure this gap used to be bigger…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Pen and the team @Nowzad need help from the UK government that’s currently not coming. We’re watching. #OperationArk twitter.com/PenFarthing/st…
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So incredibly sorry to share the news that Rolling Stone Charlie Watts has passed away. He was a legend who wouldn’t even let the lack of a drum kit get in the way of rocking:
twitter.com/Lligo_Rock/sta…
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Unlike some Downing Street inhabitants, I know it’s rude not to make an effort with your appearance…
(Pic: @PjrFoto)
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This situation is heartbreaking. My thoughts are with the Afghan people trying to escape oppression and those doing all they can to help them. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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This is like Johnson and Raab have skim read a badly translated book on how to behave like normal people. They are so very, very strange.
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I don’t want this to come across as bullying. It’s sometimes OK to be strange, but people who have chosen to lead need to show compassion and understanding and they’re demonstrably incapable of that, which is deeply troubling
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Wishing a delightful Bank Holiday Monday to everyone who’s off work today and sending much love and grateful thanks to those who aren’t xxx
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.