1801
Always be suspicious of politicians who want to make it harder to vote them out of power... twitter.com/helenbarrett/s…
1802
Wishing a very happy Mother’s Day to all those in the parts of the world celebrating today (don’t worry UK followers, we’re not)
1803
Joke candidate arrives at London count. Also pictured, Count Binface. twitter.com/CountBinface/s…
1804
Politicians come and go; I’m here to stay.
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
1805
What name should these bar stewards give their right-wing pub?
Reply with your suggestions below
1806
76 years ago the tyranny of the Nazis was defeated in Europe. We remember the sacrifices our families and friends here and around the world made to make that possible twitter.com/I_W_M/status/1…
1807
1808
Is... is that @CountBinface? #Election2021
1809
#dogsatpollingstations makes me laugh every time: a parade of dumb mutts tied to a lamppost, sitting on a cold pavement while I’m chilling at home like the complete boss that I am.
1810
#Election2021
When you vote today, remember:
1811
The government still hasn’t found a way to stop foreign visitors from bringing strains of the virus into the UK, even those that they’ve personally invited. Not ideal. twitter.com/joepike/status…
1813
I might not have been on Twitter at the weekend, but I was still on duty. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1814
You’ll have seen me regularly send congratulations to sportspeople - this weekend I’ll be joining them in calling for social media companies to take action to remove racism and abuse from their platforms by taking a break from sharing content here. I hope you all understand why. twitter.com/premierleague/…
1815
He just found out I scratched the new sofa...
1816
Arlene Foster trusted Boris Johnson - that never ends well.
1819
On the plus side, after spending £88,000 on the Downing Street flat it must look wonderf... Mother of God.
1820
I’m fine with the notion that the Prime Minister not live in a skip; it would just be nice if he didn’t always look like he’d woken up in one. twitter.com/MarinaHyde/sta…
1821
I’ve been asked to confirm that I paid for my new bed with my own money and it definitely wasn’t loaned to me by the Conservative Party or a rich donor keen for access
1822
Boris Johnson denies allegations
UK public:
1823
Let the bodies pile high in their thousands...
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9…
1824
This weird tactic politicians have for not answering questions doesn’t work, does it? Anyone watching this will naturally conclude that the money came from a Tory donor, which hasn’t been declared. Johnson’s in trouble. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1825
Dominic Grieve describes Boris Johnson as a vacuum of integrity; presumably one made by Dyson as a tax write off.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.