1626
@MarcusRashford @spectator It’s simple Marcus: people who aren’t inclined to think about the well-being of others are suspicious of those who do, which reflects poorly on them. Keep up the good work sir.
1627
Can any lawyers confirm if this will apply to snarky cats?
1629
They offered me the job, but I told them I wasn’t going to clean up their mess… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1630
Eid Mubarak to all my friends celebrating today.
For any of my friends asking “didn’t Eid already happen this year?” here’s a useful explainer from @BBCNewsround:
bbc.co.uk/newsround/4446…
1631
Boris Johnson putting his own interests ahead of the lives of others? I mean, I suppose I can imagine it… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1632
Common sense is not a magic shield that will save us in these uncommon times. Please listen to the experts and be suspicious of politicians who tell you it’s safe to get back into the water…
1633
We need to talk about common sense…
It’s one of those vague expressions that lots of people find comfort in so naturally the government is pretending it’s an adequate policy during a health crisis
1634
As the #ukheatwave continues please follow this advice from my friends @CatsProtection on how to help your cat stay cool: twitter.com/CatsProtection…
1635
Some useful advice here on how to help pets stay cool:
bbc.co.uk/newsround/4463…
1636
During #ukheatwave spare a thought for those of us wearing fur coats that we can’t take off…
1637
Tomorrow people in England aren’t being given freedom by the government; they’re being handed the blame for what comes next. Please take care of yourselves and each other x
1638
Downing Street to myself this week. If there wasn’t a pandemic on I’d throw a party. twitter.com/PA/status/1416…
1639
160 minutes is a long time in politics…
1640
Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak won’t be isolating.
*a very short amount of time later*
Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak will be isolating.
1641
“Larry, why are you crapping in my shoes?”
“Pilot scheme”
1642
Please reply with things you were unable to do because you followed the rules on self-isolating and weren’t “randomly selected” for a pilot scheme. It’s important these sacrifices are shared.
1643
The rules they make are for other people… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1644
#kitileaks Nigel is going to present a daytime show on a minor TV channel. He was offered the job in desperation after I turned them down.
1645
Health Secretary Sajid Javid has tested positive for Covid-19; on Wednesday he visited a care home for a photo opportunity.
1646
1647
Ain’t that the truth… twitter.com/tes/status/141…
1648
Wir betrauern eure Verluste wie unsere eigenen
1649
Today Boris Johnson is reading out a speech to explain what “levelling up” actually means. It will be full of specific targets and commitments and lay out a detailed… nah, just kidding, it‘s the usual nonsensical waffle.
1650
Bonne Fête Nationale le 14 Julliet to my friends from France
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.