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Thank you to the heroes of @RNLI for saving this cat x twitter.com/GorlestonRNLI/…
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This great photo from @imageplotter makes it look like @huwbbc and I have had a falling out; don’t worry, we’re still pals
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Anyone got any requests while I’m running the country?
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My spy is in position… twitter.com/Peston/status/…
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My pal @LightHackers does a great job of making my resting spot look fabulous:
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It’s beginning to look a lot like…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Now the hard work begins...
#InaugurationDay
(brilliant cartoon journalism by @mortenmorland)
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They’re going to try to privatise the Church of England, aren’t they?
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@jaketapper With all due Respect Mr Tapper, this is what insanity looks like to us:
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For the politicians condemning the racist abuse of England players: They told you that there was a problem and rather than help them, you became part of the problem. Do better.
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For any of my friends unfamiliar with the circumstances of Johnson’s departure, this account is utter fantasy. The short explanation is that he’s haemorrhaged popularity following a long series of scandals so his party has dumped him because he’s become an electoral liability.
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“If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it”
(Photo @imageplotter)
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Liz Truss might want to give it a few days before moving in; the cleaners can’t get the hair off the furniture and have had to open all the windows to shift the smell…
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If Christmas wishes came true…
(@LaughAtlantic)
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Yep, Boris is back.
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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My friends @AFP have written a lovely piece celebrating my decade at the top twitter.com/AFP/status/136…
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I can’t repeat what I told them, but it rhymes with “duck cough” twitter.com/TIME/status/16…
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Seen it all before. Lots. twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
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The cabinet have agreed who should deliver the message to Boris Johnson the he has to resign: it’s going to be Ukrainian President Zelenskyy on a Zoom call. It’s what he would have wanted. #kitileaks
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Emerging from the darkness…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Queen Elizabeth II is 95 years old today. While this won’t be a happy birthday, hopefully there will be many more of those to follow
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Who doesn’t like a tummy rub?! twitter.com/ianandmj/statu…
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My team is expanding twitter.com/CommonsSpeaker…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.