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Lots of people are angry that Boris Johnson gave a speech at a Tory convention equating the UK voting to leave the EU with Ukrainians defending their country from an invasion. It’s like being angry at old milk for turning sour; he’s well past his expiry date and just stinks.
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70 years ago today Princess Elizabeth became Queen Elizabeth the Second. Her first Prime Minister was Sir Winston Churchill, her current Prime Minister has had to publicly apologise to her. Twice.
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#dogsatpollingstations makes me laugh every time: a parade of dumb mutts tied to a lamppost, sitting on a cold pavement while I’m chilling at home like the complete boss that I am.
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Great, now I have guilt. twitter.com/Gizmodo/status…
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My pal @LightHackers has shared this wonderful picture of me doing what I do best:
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Cats
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night…
(Photo @LightHackers)
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Keeping my ear close to the ground… (photo @LightHackers)
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If I were the Prime Minister, I’d prefer it if my siblings didn’t directly link me to a convicted child sex trafficker, while expressing sympathy for the convicted child sex trafficker in a magazine that I used to edit. Maybe that’s just me.
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The Queen next time she sees Boris Johnson:
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Shouldn’t need saying, but if you have a choice between voting for a racist and someone else, make sure you vote for someone else. Night night x
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Today is #NationalPetDay in the United States. Expect all cats to strut around like we own the place, so basically the same as every day.
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This carpet’s for me, right? twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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—- U R G E N T T E L E G R A M —-
SUPPLIES OF DREAMIES DANGEROUSLY LOW STOP
DOWN TO LAST 27 BAGS STOP
SORT IT OUT STOP
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I can identify over 600 types of food wrapper through sound alone twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Poor old Nige; you’d have thought he’d be used to losing elections by now.
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“The electorate has booted out 500 Conservative councillors and Boris Johnson has handed London councils the Tories have always run to Labour. He’s told them this is a good result. They seem to believe him. No, I don’t know why.”
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@deepsekharc That’s me sitting on the pavement!
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Yes Kwasi Kwarteng is a disastrous Chancellor, but the good news is we’re due a new one to be appointed any day now and they’re bound to be better.
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I’m always ready for my close-up
(Pic: @PjrFoto)
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.