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The US finally got round to turning itself off and back on again...
#InaugurationDay
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I’ve just checked the kitchen and there’s a week of supplies for a normal family. Johnson will have polished those off by breakfast, so if we block deliveries we’ll have him out by lunchtime tomorrow. #DowningStreetSiege #kitileaks
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As good? Better. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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- The UK left the European Union in January 2020
- Major Brexit issues remain unresolved and it has negatively impacted the UK economy
- Boris Johnson was forced to resign in disgrace in July 2022 following a series of scandals
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Bonne Fête Nationale le 14 Julliet to my friends from France
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They also died in much higher numbers Kate. When did it become acceptable for politicians to say that things getting demonstrably worse is fine?
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‘twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I’d eaten it.
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This shouldn’t need saying, but the comments of some public officials suggest otherwise:
When someone is murdered by a police officer the focus must be on ensuring murderers aren’t made police officers, not on anything their victim should supposedly have done.
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Just making sure the public knows that even though Prime Ministers come and go, I’m here to stay. twitter.com/KayBurley/stat…
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Checking if it’s still January. Unfortunately it is. twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Taking names and kicking asses
(Photo @aaronscott_dop)
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I thought it was suspicious when he combed his hair this morning... twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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Boris Johnson has stayed in his pyjamas all day muttering “what’s the point?” - unfortunately that’s not unusual for a Friday… #kitileaks
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England have won their first match at a Euros for the first time ever - it’s coming home!
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Wishing my friends all around the world a very happy Christmas. Please reply with pictures of your cats (or less good animals) joining in the celebrations today x
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A man is in the front room and his wife is in the kitchen. She says: “Smoked salmon or chicken?”
He says: “Oh, love, smoked salmon”
She says: “You’re having soup fatty, I was talking to the cat…”
RIP Barry Cryer
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Haven’t see Johnson all day, so looking in the obvious place…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Bernard Cribbins 1928 - 2022
#RIPBernard
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BBC BREAKING NEWS: Larry is in the building
(sorry to take attention @BenBrownBBC)
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Jeremy Hunt is the new Chancellor.
He’ll always give 100%…
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Don’t worry everyone - I always keep an eye on him
(Photo @justin_ng)
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.