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Time to end this charade. I’ve told the copper outside that there’s a squatter in my house who needs evicting… twitter.com/iainjwatson/st…
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People are asking me if the Tories will make Johnson Prime Minister again.
It’s unlikely given they forced him to resign in disgrace 3 months ago BUT they are desperate and petrified of how unpopular they are and petrified, desperate people do stupid things…
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For those in the UK about to enjoy a four day weekend where you don’t have to work, can lay around, sleep when you want and spend most of your time snacking: welcome to the life of being a cat x
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I’m sure you’ll all agree that my friend Kate has captured me perfectly twitter.com/KateFlynnArt/s…
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Prepare to love Jonathan Van-Tam even more than you already do: twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Let me be clear, that’s not me saying this is a parody account. These tweets are all typed by my own paws, as they have been right from the start.
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Cats gonna cat twitter.com/jdpoc/status/1…
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Something worth looking at on Downing Street twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Joe Biden was 8 years old when the Queen first met a sitting US President.
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Breaking: Boris Johnson has lost North Shropshire. The seat has been represented by a Tory MP since 1832. This isn’t just a brick in the blue wall disappearing, it’s the foundations turning to dust.
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IMPORTANT DIRECTIVE FOR ALL UK CATS: Only dogs would be stupid enough to go out in this weather. Find the warmest, most comfortable spot in your home and stay there…until June. #StormDudley #StormEunice
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Boris Johnson: “I can’t guarantee that it will be irreversible, but that’s the intention”
If you can’t guarantee it, then it’s not irreversible, it’s reversible. That’s how words work.
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416 years ago today Guy Fawkes was caught attempting to destroy Parliament; he’d be proud of the Conservative Party trying to realise his ambition…
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It would take a politician of exceptional ability to convey this message without reminding everyone that the rest of the UK would also be better off in the EU single market. Sunak is not an exceptional politician. twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitic…
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It seems I’m living with a repeat offender… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Did the UK government get everything right during the first wave of the pandemic? No
But has it learned from those mistakes to ensure they’re not repeated? Also no.
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Wishing a happy Burns Night to all my friends celebrating the immortal bard #BurnsNight
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Is it possible that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about?
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Delivery of my new scratching post, captured by @PoliticalPics
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England; Champions of Europe.
Thank you @Lionesses - you were brilliant. The pride of a nation.
#WEURO2022
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A message for three lions:
@MarcusRashford
@Sanchooo10
@BukayoSaka87
You’ve each made your country proud through your actions over the last few weeks and months. You have our love, respect and support and you always will x
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I’ve seen what they’re planning to announce tomorrow… twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
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I’ve been asked to confirm that I paid for my new bed with my own money and it definitely wasn’t loaned to me by the Conservative Party or a rich donor keen for access
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.