Carson(@CallMeCarsonYT)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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what my food see in the microwave
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@pokimanelol what the hell kind of response is this
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sometimes you just gotta take an L and go to bed, boys 😔 twitter.com/pokimanelol/st…
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All I wanna do is smack their heads and see if they make a ringing sound twitter.com/Emojipedia/sta…
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*sees woman* My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
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@TedNivison jaw drops eyes pop out of head tongue rolls out HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA! AWOOGA AWOOGA! EE-AW EE-AW! BOIOIOING! picks up jaw fixes eyes rolls up tongue buries face in ass BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB WHOA MAMA
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@QuackityHQ if raisin cookies is illegal then who’s gonna take care of them until they’re adult cookies
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me: *makes normal joke* stans: OHJJFXDBBYH I CANT BELIEVE THIS I AM SO DONE WITH HIM,,,,,, STOP CARSON,,, I’M BLOCKING HIM—— THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME OMGJBJHNOKKB
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Big Time Rush was a better boy band than BTS ever will be
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This is what I have to say about this: and here’s what I have to say about that: Now, picture this: But, what if: Glad to hear we’re on the same page.
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I drew this picture of you haha what do you think? 😳 @pokimanelol
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My opinion on the 2012 election was purely built based on the epic rap battle of history
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make a brand new meme and reply with it here
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excited for next year's logan paul vs ksi fight
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when ksi and logan hug😍
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you wake up in a panic from a nightmare and then, you look around your room, you see him in the corner. what do you do
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I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever posted. what a garbage post twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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i miss you so much rest well my child
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I love girls
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when I see some tomfoolery on the timeline
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never wanted to punt something so bad twitter.com/discord/status…
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I have to leave the country. To anyone I’ve disappointed I’m so sorry. To those that I love, I will miss you dearly. Please remember me for who I was and not what I’ve become.
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@goodguyfitz lookin for someone that loves me
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by the way there’s totally a youtuber cult