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Calling all HOT WOMEN,
If you are a HOT WOMAN I have decided we shall be falling in love. You must be HOT and FEMALE. If you are these things, you MUST enter my DM’s! If you are not these things, you are worthless. I am doing this because I am overwhelmingly straight (not gay)
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please realize I am not gay and also super straight
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those weird kpop fancam videos but it’s just me crying
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please photoshop me into images with various celebrities. I want to be able to say they are all my friends.
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I love you @ArianaGrande
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nvm @ArianaGrande i found a new girl and she’s way better than you ever were
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Whenever a bird chirps it means God is tweeting
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You're in a coma. This is the only way we could contact you. Please wake up...by retweeting this tweet if you retweet this tweet you will no longer be in a coma wake up by retweeting
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I can’t believe this it really works
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Thought of the day:
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one time in preschool I learned how plants used oxygen to grow so I breathed on every tree outside the school to help save the environment
i was an idiot but you aren’t, go donate to teamtrees.org and save earth
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the cargo shorts stay ON during sex
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The source of all my pain is when I’m eating an onion ring and the onion part comes out and now I’m stuck with an onion and a ring
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please stop saying the onion is proposing to me i’m not ready
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What should my next tweet be? I’m all out of content! If you guys don’t provide, I might have to retire!
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I must be verified on twitter.com
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people can’t keep getting away with this twitter.com/AEW_Dynamite/s…