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Dear kpop and BTS stans,
I
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was great finally meeting you yesterday @pokimanelol
haha let's do it again some time!
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how many breadsticks do you think I can fit in my mouth let’s count
1,
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No time for women. too busy playing Temple Run
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They should add emotes to real life
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Next year is 2020. Double digits!
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Lady working a ride at disneyland recognized me and then told me they were a Fitz viewer. going to be taking some time off.
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To the people at the WWE event repping me, you are actual champs, thank you kings twitter.com/GIFSkull/statu…
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Fan comes up to me
Fan: “Are you CallMeCarson?”
Me: “Yeah that’s me!”
Fan: “You know quackity!”
going to be taking some time off.
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i saw your tweet when it had a typo
i am a comedy god. you failed. you Slug. i have a screenshot. look at my screenshot of your failure. That Is So Funny HAHAHA. you messed up. I saw it. It’s true. i am Laughing. get a load of Mr. Typo over here. ahaha. you deleted it. But I saw
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guys wait what if i rigged a spelling bee again! they’ll never see it coming
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@jschlatt Man studied for years to become an astronaut just to look at the worst state
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You can’t escape.
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boogie down
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is tomorrow like important or sumn
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@Slimecicle Short Cop and Tall Cop
- way too convoluted
- not as funny in concept
- a little over the top
Short Cop
- straight forward
- Funny
- easier to understand because there’s just one cop that’s slightly shorter than the others
- Funny
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taking a big dump. Merry Christmas
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ninja is the santa of gaming christmas, @ him with what you most want for christmas
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@pokimanelol @LilyPichu I would wish you a merry christmas too pokimane but you ignored my 6 month tier 3 resub yesterday and I am not having it
Lily you’re okay
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i hope all Women had a great christmas
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to all the men liking this tweet. Why
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elon musk can eat my ass! what does he even sell, ELECTRONICS? Yeah right!
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@KEEMSTAR you could double your success if you did i bet