976
those weird kpop fancam videos but it’s just me crying
978
please realize I am not gay and also super straight
979
Calling all HOT WOMEN,
If you are a HOT WOMAN I have decided we shall be falling in love. You must be HOT and FEMALE. If you are these things, you MUST enter my DM’s! If you are not these things, you are worthless. I am doing this because I am overwhelmingly straight (not gay)
980
the fortnite black hole is my asshole
981
I don’t even gotta eat I can just live off vibes 😎
982
chillin with the homie ninja, we’re kind of best friends
984
I have less of a traditional boyfriend-girlfriend relationship...we actually just stan each other 😍
987
Hey guys, high-five me in the replies🖐
988
I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% swag
990
We have a very HIV positive work environment because we just want people to feel included
991
Alright I’ve had enough. Today I start my war against brand twitter. Every brand tweet will have this in the replies. You will put it there. These social media interns will get what they deserve...
992
I have a poor sense of fashion.
Tell me what to wear.
993
Do you think shakespeare ever told people to get their act together
994
These wedding videos are doing really well on youtube, I gotta find the one before the trend is over...
995
guys this image isn't real, don't let anyone try to convince you this image is real
997
it’s not a party until you see a renaissance painting made out of vomit on the bathroom wall
998
I do not know how to use chopsticks. Rather than becoming an extension of my hand, they only become an extension of my sadness
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