901
No time for women. too busy playing Temple Run
902
how many breadsticks do you think I can fit in my mouth let’s count
1,
903
was great finally meeting you yesterday @pokimanelol
haha let's do it again some time!
904
Dear kpop and BTS stans,
I
905
i do not like kpop
i like kpop
i do not like kpoop
i like kpoop
kpop is bad
kpop is bad
kpop is good
who is this jungkook guy
These are my takes. Let’s see what they say.
906
my friends ratted my PC and downloaded all my RAM. No videos for a year.
907
I just want a girl I can do an ad read with 😔
909
please reply with the worst meme of the last decade
910
What do you call it when you drop your eggs on the ground while cooking them?
A bad eggscident! I’m thinking of quitting twitter
911
I will not be in youtube rewind twitter.com/YouTube/status…
912
I wish there was a way I could still get xbox live messages and voicemails nowadays from angry people in video games. A lost art. A fallen trade.
913
What’s your best Christmas meme? Mine is harambe but he’s got a santa hat on
914
why is the back of my head flat
915
Listen, I’m only gonna say this once. If they didn’t want us thinking about punting him, they shouldn’t have made Baby Yoda the size of a football
917
warming up by the fireplace
918
shout out to all the people eating this thanksgiving
919
It’s november and you people have the gall to play anything besides christmas music. The only song I should ever hear when I step outside my door is All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey.
Anything else is sin.
922
when your clone walks in
923
The year is 2021. You drive to your friend's birthday party and on the way a virgin Ford F150 drives into the side of your TESLA CYBERTRUCK™ - It crumples like paper. You scoff as you drive off with your framed portrait of Elon Musk, not a rearview mirror in sight. No survivors.
924
This is a cat. He looks down on the tweet below him. It is stupid.
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925
Can someone please tell me what the deal is with airline food