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sometimes you just gotta take an L and go to bed, boys 😔 twitter.com/pokimanelol/st…
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@pokimanelol what the hell kind of response is this
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what my food see in the microwave
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people can’t keep getting away with this twitter.com/AEW_Dynamite/s…
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I must be verified on twitter.com
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What should my next tweet be? I’m all out of content! If you guys don’t provide, I might have to retire!
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please stop saying the onion is proposing to me i’m not ready
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The source of all my pain is when I’m eating an onion ring and the onion part comes out and now I’m stuck with an onion and a ring
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the cargo shorts stay ON during sex
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one time in preschool I learned how plants used oxygen to grow so I breathed on every tree outside the school to help save the environment
i was an idiot but you aren’t, go donate to teamtrees.org and save earth
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Thought of the day:
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I can’t believe this it really works
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You're in a coma. This is the only way we could contact you. Please wake up...by retweeting this tweet if you retweet this tweet you will no longer be in a coma wake up by retweeting
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Whenever a bird chirps it means God is tweeting
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nvm @ArianaGrande i found a new girl and she’s way better than you ever were
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I love you @ArianaGrande
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please photoshop me into images with various celebrities. I want to be able to say they are all my friends.