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I just want to warn you all of the coming storm of people making “2020 vision” jokes - there will be many and they will all be more popular than they should be
878
@SwaggerSouls hey bud it's okay! you're not the only person I know that has to climb to use the toilet!
879
just met a fan that told me they were just watching one of my videos
right before telling me it was actually a Schlatt video
it just keeps happening. Going to be taking some time off.
880
@KEEMSTAR you could double your success if you did i bet
881
elon musk can eat my ass! what does he even sell, ELECTRONICS? Yeah right!
882
to all the men liking this tweet. Why
883
i hope all Women had a great christmas
884
@pokimanelol @LilyPichu I would wish you a merry christmas too pokimane but you ignored my 6 month tier 3 resub yesterday and I am not having it
Lily you’re okay
885
ninja is the santa of gaming christmas, @ him with what you most want for christmas
886
taking a big dump. Merry Christmas
887
@Slimecicle Short Cop and Tall Cop
- way too convoluted
- not as funny in concept
- a little over the top
Short Cop
- straight forward
- Funny
- easier to understand because there’s just one cop that’s slightly shorter than the others
- Funny
888
is tomorrow like important or sumn
889
boogie down
890
You can’t escape.
891
@jschlatt Man studied for years to become an astronaut just to look at the worst state
892
guys wait what if i rigged a spelling bee again! they’ll never see it coming
894
i saw your tweet when it had a typo
i am a comedy god. you failed. you Slug. i have a screenshot. look at my screenshot of your failure. That Is So Funny HAHAHA. you messed up. I saw it. It’s true. i am Laughing. get a load of Mr. Typo over here. ahaha. you deleted it. But I saw
896
Fan comes up to me
Fan: “Are you CallMeCarson?”
Me: “Yeah that’s me!”
Fan: “You know quackity!”
going to be taking some time off.
897
To the people at the WWE event repping me, you are actual champs, thank you kings twitter.com/GIFSkull/statu…
898
Lady working a ride at disneyland recognized me and then told me they were a Fitz viewer. going to be taking some time off.
899
Next year is 2020. Double digits!
900
They should add emotes to real life