827
@sunflwrsoot please let me roleplay, i'm an actor and this is my craft
828
yes mom, I CAN get the groceries all on my own. No- MOM- STOP I CAN DO THIS-- MOM- yes I can carry all this at once! Wh- NO I don't want to put any bags down! I don't want to have to come back for a second trip! MOM- STOP IT MY TEEN ANGST IS FLARING UP
829
every day i miss scrappy doo more and more
830
@pokimanelol preach sister
832
@katerinotv 😳
833
Been working super hard on this, SO excited to show you all more in the coming weeks! twitter.com/LunchClub/stat…
834
Please rebyte me. I want to wake up with 200 Byters following me. I want to be a viral Byte Star.
835
3 root beers in and I’m running into walls like an npc, i should never drunk this much ughh
836
sorry btw @MiaMalkova
837
Seeing normal cats:
- fluffy and adorable
- lots of love and attention
- makes me happy
Seeing the movie Cats:
- okay that’s a little weird
- please stop dancing so sexually
- haha OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT T̷̤̱̿̽͌̀͂̐̅͊͂̍͠͝H̷̯̦̾̂͊̈́̈́̎̍E FUCK̸̛̛̛̥͉͇̞̝̓͌̐̃͑̒͌̆̂͊͒ͅ
838
You talk to your friends on Discord. I pick up dates in Pictochat. We are not the same.
839
@jschlatt tickle me
840
@jschlatt sup :)
841
May the carnage cease only when the deed is done
842
I bet Notch sucks at Minecraft
843
This is my submission to the fortnite #EmoteRoyaleContest - I want it in the game because it is cool and I made it. Please Fortnite #CarsonEmote #Fortnite
845
NO-🤢🤢🤢🤢 NO PEE-🤢🤢🤢🤢 NO PEE JANUARY-🤢🤢🤢I THOUGHT🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 IT WAS NO PEE🤮🤮🤮🤮 EVERY MONTH 🤮🤮😎
847
can I please take this tweet down
848
CallMeCarson's Feet << wikiFeet Men men.wikifeet.com/CallMeCarson #TweetTheFeet
850
@redbullgaming Source?