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THE LAST THING ANYONE SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS POLITICS. TRY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR HAVING SEX.
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DEPRESSION IS FOR CHUMPS. HAVE A SNICKERS.
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BEING SAD IS CRINGE! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD STOP BEING SAD. IF YOU AREN’T HAPPY YOU’RE WEIRD.
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got thirsty and finally drank that bath water I was keeping around. Gonna be sick but it felt great to let loose
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Me: Mom can i buy something from the store
Mom: sure, but it can’t be too big. No more than one pound of weight.
Me: *takes out my comically large pile of feathers*
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@JustaMinx LOL! Imagine being a cat excited to get a new owner and it ends up being YOU!! LMAOOOOO 💀💀💀
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please stop sending me this image. It’s not real and Female Carson will not go on a date with you
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society has surpassed the need for people with peanut allergies
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Something has gone terribly wrong twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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Tomorrow my profile pic will finally have hair and the transformation will be complete
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when ninja has a baby will it come out with blue hair
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People from my high school class are getting married and being adults and I’m just sitting here like
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edaters be like “I got you something special for Christmas” and then gift a sub to their favorite streamer 😍😍
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SHAQ RETIRED?!?!? twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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GET THAT CAPITALIST RAT OFF MY BALL GAME! I’M TRYING TO WATCH SHAQ!!! twitter.com/CBSSportsNBA/s…
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@MrBeastYT there was this nigerian prince in my email the other day, i’ll get you in contact
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What crypt demon placed a spell on the acronym “PEMDAS” to make it the only thing I remember from math class?
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