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I want to have a baby with elon musk and name it after my sub count
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Usually I think I’d be 3rd impostor but with my group it seems like I end up being 7th impostor
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@tommyinnit @jschlatt 跟英国人在一起！所有人都会屈服于中华民国的力量！
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Time to wake up and make fun of british people again
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sometimes I flip my phone sideways with one hand in one fluid motion and I feel so badass for a second and then I go back to looking at memes of monkeys spinning
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I summoned cat owners everywhere with this tweet...catcalled if you will 🙃
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someone out there is listening to nightcore as they work on getting their PhD
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I wanna have a day where everyone born in the 2000’s gets their account locked and we all just laugh and laugh and laugh
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yo if you follow me and you’re in the game industry and you can help this man make his game, SEND IN AN APPLICATION! I want to see this game in all it’s glory! (Also super stoked to get this update on deltarune and if you’re like me you’ll enjoy this update) twitter.com/tobyfox/status…
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Instead of rubbing two rocks together to start a fire, I think I’ll tell the ground whether I’m a boy or girl from now on
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Is that a baby on the ultrasound or is that last night’s Taco Bell. Just asking doc, because whatever it is, it looks disgusting
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I’ve been seeing this pic for years on this app and I only just realized the dog is a robot
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