952
Restaurant signs be like:
E A T
F O O D
$ 4 . 9 9
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if i saw this in public i would lose my mind
954
A banquet of tragedy. A feast of misfortune. The last thing you’d want
955
If the waiters at Chick-fil-A don’t say “My Pleasure” then the cows from the commercials abduct them and then set them on fire
956
twitch streamers coordinating where they’ll tell 50,000 people to draw the next spingle-splonch for 8 hours on r/place
957
Do you guys ever and when it hits 3:14 PM and you start eating pie “it’s pie time” you say out loud to nobody and then you eat nomfnofnnomfnomf (the sound of a happy pie guy)
959
I feel like r/place being something that happens every 5 years would be a super cool way to see how online communities and internet culture grow and change over time
960
Morbius but instead of blood he needs cheese to live and instead of a vampire he’s like occasionally turning into a normal sized mouse
969
Peak pokemon design. Best pokemon in the game. Permanent member of my party. But also WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???
971
If you don’t have air conditioning you should try it. Super recommend, been using air conditioning for a while now and really can’t complain. Keeps me cool when I’m hot. Ceiling fan also works. While you’re at it, try food. Tastes good.
972
No he olvidado que el humano tonto me quitó las bolas. planeo su destrucción y caída todos los días que vivo
975
“Can I use the restroom?” I ask the teacher
“I don’t know, can you?” she says
I transform into a 72 foot tall eldritch wolf beast and destroy everything in the vicinity
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