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To the Texans who defied all odds, I'm proud of you. @BetoORourke, sir, I salute you. As a native Texan, your intelligent and inspiring campaign and its many supporters epitomize the best our state has to offer. Your voice represents the future, and this is only the beginning. ⭐️
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Democrats checking each other before walking into the House the first day of the new Congress #Election2018 🏳️🌈👩🏿⚖️👩🏼⚖️👩🏻⚖️👩🏽⚖️👩🏾⚖️🏳️🌈 @TheOnlyMayhem
753
"OH MY GOD ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE" I yell upon discovering the washer and dryer in their apartment 💰🧺😭
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Stronger gun control & an improved mental health care system. Both. Now. If either have even an iota of a chance to prevent mass shootings, support effective legislation for both instead of arguing endlessly without action over the bodies of real, loved people who were massacred.
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Some news:
New merch.
New logo.
New haircut.
New-gene.
tryguys.com
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@HarryShumJr This child will be more talented and better-looking than every other child in the history of children. The end.
758
Imagine being homophobic and racist and not being able to comprehend that you're directly staring at the future. Must be sad, being allergic to beauty.
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I've always had a hard time believing in things: hope, others, God, myself. Stan Lee made me believe in superheroes. Every comic, character, and film filled me with a sense of wonder and joy I rarely found elsewhere in life. You will be missed, but never forgotten. 💔 #Excelsior
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HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY CHILDHOOD YOU MONSTERS
*immediately buys tickets*
#DetectivePikachu
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Your favorite Pixar film that isn’t in the Toy Story franchise is the greatest personality test of all.
You are more emotionally invested in that movie than you are your own family.
What’s yours?
763
MY POP ANATOMY
K-Pop = for my eyes 👁️
EuroPop = for my ears 👂
American Pop = for my mouth 👄
Latin Pop = for my body 🔥
764
*shows picture to hair stylist*
me: MAKE ME LOOK LIKE HER.
765
them: sit down, stop being so extra
me:
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Just to be clear
I don't like babies
But I have come to terms
With protecting my friends and family's children
769
oh shit oh fuck oh shit twitter.com/PaxtonMM/statu…
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My shoulder angel and devil are both my mom, sweetly asking if I'm eating enough while casually bringing up every time in my life that I was chubby
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*just now over text*
MOM: You're looking too skinny, are you eating? 😇
ME: Of course, Mom. I'm getting dinner now.
MOM: Don't get fast food you'll get fat. 👿
773
The new @LittleMix album bops so hard that I’m already teaching my dog the lyrics #LM5
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@nedfulmer How dare you make me start liking baby. (singular)
