701
"YES, Tinashe."
- me whenever I hear or see anything about @Tinashe
702
ARIES: *crashes through wall*
TAURUS: iMpOsSiBle
GEMINI: CrazyTown™
CANCER: (sad trombone)
LEO: shut uP WE GET IT
VIRGO: timebomb
LIBRA: sloppyyy
SCORPIO: *whispers* butts
SAGITTARIUS: imma horse!
CAPRICORN: don't kill anyone
AQUARIUS: *rips off mask* 👽
PISCES: WHERE'S THE BEEF
703
*trots around, hair flowing, acting like they didn't just poop in a field*
"imma horse!"
- Sagittarius
704
me: "how are you?"
Libra: "life can be so beautiful"
me: "how are you really."
Libra: "sloppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" *spins in a circle*
705
THE SCENE: A quiet room. People minding their own business. Pisces walks in. Calm, collected. Surveys the landscape. Pisces places a knowing hand on my shoulder. "People got beef in here," they say, matter-of-factly. "I know there's beef...because I got beef with them." Smiles.
706
🦋🌸🌿
Styling by @toyeadedipe
Wardrobe by @ASOS_Us
707
Dear Friends,
You know me.
It's #October1st.
You can have every other month.
You can keep all the other holidays.
But now is my time to shine.
Sincerely,
Your Friend Who Hates Everything Else
🎃👻🍁🧟♂️🦇😈🍂🧛♂️💀
709
711
What I'm most struck by, after talking to the women in my life, is that even through all the anger and hopelessness, the underlying consensus is that they're "not surprised."
What an unacceptable status quo. We have to be better. We can't let history repeat itself against women.
714
Y’all just love watching me feel my own feelings, huh 😫 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
715
716
I'm torn because I'd be so honored to win but I also don't want to sit on Keith's stupid ass lap twitter.com/tryguys/status…
718
I just realized I also have to babysit Ned’s dumb ole baby.
So we win things because y’all like watching me suffer. 😭
719
Here are the 2 lines I was most excited to say at the #streamys when my mic cut out:
"To @wongfupro, because Asian representation, bitches!" 🙌
"To all the amazing LGBTQ creators in the audience and online who make YouTube the gayest place on Earth!" 🏳️🌈
youtube.com/watch?v=B_jOa6…
720
I am so happy that UNHhhh is back to bless my life. @trixiemattel and @katya_zamo are both so gracious, charming, and wonderful in person! Even after I accidentally called Trixie "Katya" while stylists were shoving my naked body into latex in the Streamys dressing room. 🤦♂️ twitter.com/trixiemattel/s…
721
Far-right individuals who claim that mail bombs are a hoax, migrants seeking asylum are a threat, and a memo erasing trans people is justifiable have one huge difference with the people they're attacking: their lives and rights are not and have not EVER been in actual danger.
722
But sure, keep going off with the false equivalence about how people are rude to you at restaurants. Sending thoughts and prayers that you can persevere and get your overcooked steak somewhere else.
723
freshman year vs. senior year (LGBTQ+ edition) ✨ twitter.com/effieinbama/st…
724
The “results would have been far better” if an anti-Semitic murderer could have been prevented from obtaining weapons in the first place. Or let’s at least start a proactive conversation about our very real mass shooting and hate crime epidemic.
”Arm everyone,” he says instead. twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
725
Terms like neo-Nazism & white supremacy are tossed around casually a lot but kids, remind yourself that NONE of it is justified or normal. History has shown us countless times that anti-Semitism yields unimaginable horror. It’s very real presence today is absolutely unacceptable.
