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my name is ________
but I've been told I look more like a ________
and I wish my name was actually ________
804
*anime fans and asians collectively scream out of dread and anticipation but mostly dread* twitter.com/NetflixGeeked/…
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I should add that my wish isn't that the cast be all Asian, but most importantly, be true to the source material, which for Cowboy Bebop involves a futuristic multi-racial, integrated society with heavy Japanese, Chinese, and American influences. Diverse, but true to character!
806
there is nothing stronger or braver or more committed...
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...than my dog refusing to take a shit while it's raining
807
my beautiful, wonderful, beloved good boy...
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...took a dump right in the middle of my bedroom rug
808
my dad won’t stop referring to himself as a “silver fox” because he’s started to read the comments on my videos and it’s all your fault you monsters 😫
809
This was not chosen as a final outfit I will wear when hosting #TrevorLIVE, but it doesn’t mean it ain’t cute. 💅
Tune in to tomorrow’s livestream on @TrevorProject’s FB or YT at 6PM PST where some amazing community trailblazers will be honored, all in support of LGBTQ youth! 🏳️🌈
811
Dear Internet,
My beautiful, talented, dear friend @quintabrunson owes me something important.
She knows.
812
It was an absolute honor and privilege to host #TrevorLIVE last night for The @TrevorProject. 💜 Amazing honorees, wonderful crowd, and an enormous amount of fundraising for LGBTQ youth and important initiatives. 🏳️🌈
Also, everyone lewk at my outfit.
813
Y'all I'm looking forward to one thing and one thing only: opening night of the Marvel movie where #ShangChi and Black Panther team up because it will have the rowdiest audience in history. I will lose my goddamn mind.
815
*travels back in time to younger self*
me then: what advice do you have for me?
me now: wear more turtlenecks.
816
that’s a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach
817
CHRISTIANS ARE SHOOKETH twitter.com/korndiddy/stat…
818
The single most underrated moment in teen movie history.
819
pieces of shit: "I'M sorry. I'VE changed. I'VE learned. I'M better. I'M great now."
people forced to listen to pieces of shit: "WE don't care. You're still a piece of shit. Go be marginally less shitty somewhere else."
820
No shade directed towards people who honestly better themselves. If they walk the walk, they should talk the talk. 🙌
But to the countless homophobic / racist / sexist / transphobic / narcissistic pieces of shit this year who just TALK about how THEY'VE grown...kindly fuck off.
821
The one bright spot of attending so many holiday parties is inevitably finding the handful of random strangers who are also obsessed with #TheGoodPlace and spending the rest of the night screaming drunkenly at other partygoers to go forking watch it already.
822
Hello, I am the President of the International Runny Yolk Coalition 🍳, please direct me to your nearest, runniest yolk for a thorough taste inspection, thank you very much.
823
I’m really trying to confront some internal prejudices I have.
People who take baths. Is there no shower available? Do you have tons of free time? Do you just...lie there? I want to understand.
824
The comments:
50% relaxation, healing
40% crying, wallowing in misery
10% “you can’t drink wine in the shower”
Y’all, I think you reformed me, you sound like my kind of people.
