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Moral of the story: count your blessings. We have so much we take for granted. Get out there and do some good.
Second moral of the story: if you skip heating it up, the pizza gets to your mouth faster.
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I can't believe they brought @KeithHabs back after choosing Bean last season when he CLEARLY had the deepest, most real connection with Emma. She was the best, sweetest contestant to ever be on The Barkchshler. And then he broke up with her on national television? #JusticeForEmma twitter.com/tryguys/status…
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*sighs deeply*
*stares out window*
today’s the day I finally do my laundry
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@nedfulmer @KeithHabs @korndiddy @tryguys @FBE EDIT: I literally could not hate *three* people more right now.
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Happy Birthday, @korndiddy! 🎁
Lover of cats 🐱
Spiller of drinks 🍵
Hairy Jewish princess 👑
My tiniest of BFFs 💚
Whose heart, mind, and will are stronger than the biggest man 🙌
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Please learn how to STFU sometimes
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I absolutely adore @heyyyella and @harto and literally exploded into a fireball of love and rainbows when I heard the news. Congratulations!!! 🌈💍👩❤️💋👩 twitter.com/harto/status/1…
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Werk, werk 🎵
The Tryler Brothers 🎶 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
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🎤 A WES WORLD EXCLUSIVE 🔥
@KeithHabs @nedfulmer
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One of my goals in life is slowly replacing all my friends who aren’t drag queens with drag queens
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Happy #NationalSistersDay to my amazing, kick-ass, beautiful sisters, who will never be as pretty as I am 😘💕
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Petition for the Academy to return to my childhood and award one of these timeless classics Best Popular Film #Oscars
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Thanks to @AlexWassabi, who told me I should check out My Hero Academia after I mentioned that I needed another anime to binge - just finished the first season! 🦸♂️
What other shows should I put on my watchlist?
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
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Yes, #CrazyRichAsians has stellar Asian-American representation, but let's also talk about how it's the best rom-com I've seen in years. It's funny as hell. It's sumptuously sexy. It's full of heart. And it also happens to be unapologetically Asian. GO 👏 SEE 👏 THIS 👏 MOVIE 👏
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Hi, I'm notoriously forgetful but have grown into a fully functioning person so whenever I can't remember where I put something it dawns on me that I now place important objects in one of five weird-ass places around my room, like in that one drawer or up on that shelf
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Make a note of this:
HONOR ON YOU!
HONOR ON YOUR COW!
Okey-dokey, let's get this show on the road!
*fangirling intensifies* #Mulan twitter.com/Disney/status/…
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I will support this film with all the strength of a raging fire but Lord help those sitting around me in the theater because I will mutter every Mushu line where I find narratively appropriate 🐉
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Y'all, I've known that Mushu, Li Shang, and the music won't be in the live-action movie since it was announced. So if you reread my previous tweet, what I'm proclaiming is that I'm going to say every Mushu line BECAUSE he's not in it. 😜 That's the tea. 🍵
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This is the very first Eugene-centric video on the #TryGuys channel. You are more than welcome to share it if someone asks what I'm like as a person. #RankKing 👑 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
