1026
“Now add a cricket just for luck” 🦗
#Mulan #Halloween18
1027
Alexa, play Reflection 🐉
#Mulan #Halloween18
1028
🎃 MY ASIAN HALLOWEEN TRADITION ✌️
2009 - Russell
2010 - Rufio
2011 - Tiger
2012 - Zombie Samurai
2013 - Jubilee
2014 - Scorpion
2015 - Magnus Bane
2016 - Ash Ketchum
2017 - Rita Repulsa
2018 - ???
Any guesses on what I've been saving for my 10th costume? 🐉
1029
My legendary Korean sister @KimChi_Chic guest stars in a very special @tryguys video tomorrow! 🍩💜💋
1030
If you see me out, feel free to approach me, I'm typically a blast to hang out with. Most everyone says, "wow I thought you'd be mean!" Nope, I'm just a mean-faced/anxiety-ridden, standoffish/fun-loving, conflicted person.
This has been today's episode of "Eugene Has Feelings."
1031
When I see someone I want to talk to, I can't invite them with a smile or cute small talk, so I brainstorm a million different things to say, my anxiety rises, my face hardens, until I slowly realize that they've been staring at me staring BACK at them icily, and they run away.
1032
I would smile more, but smiling for me is highly reactive - I have to feel something funny or joyful. It's not a natural resting state. Therefore, I have to lead new social interactions not with my smiling, open demeanor, but solely with my words, and that's so fucking stressful.
1033
I feel like even as an adult, every time I leave a party or meeting or pass someone on the street, I walk away thinking like people either hated me, were scared of me, or thought I hated them for some reason. Probably a big part of why it's tough for me to make friends.
1034
My entire life has been making amazing friends with people...the SECOND time they meet me. Most of my close friends will agree that, "oh yeah, the first time I met you, I assumed you were a dick/bitch/asshole/unfriendly."
1035
I've been in the presence of countless people I admire at events and social gatherings and can't muster up the courage to talk to them. I forget my face settles in a way where I appear unapproachable and disinterested when, inside, I'm actually screaming, "PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!"
1036
There needs to be a special term for those like me who get extremely awkward and nervous when meeting new people but instead of looking shy, we somehow appear intimidating and aloof and strangers get the impression we're bitchy. Externally mean when internally anxious. Meanxious?
1037
leaves change color 🍂
weather turns chilly 💨
people get spooky 🎃
*HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES*
1038
“This doesn’t taste very good,” I said to myself as I finished yet another entire carton of Halo Top.
1039
When I watch teen dramas with sexy, cool characters I wish there were a show about MY high school experience but then I realize it would just be six seasons of me doing homework, rehearsing after school, never dating, and staying in to watch teen dramas with sexy, cool characters
1040
Me (on right) staying home all weekend to work on finishing costume details while my friends (on left) go out as sexy animals
1041
The two types of people who love Halloween:
TYPE 1 🧡 - the fun person who prepares multiple so-so costumes and attends parties over several days.
TYPE 2 🖤 - the obsessive person who works months on one awesome costume for a single night out - by then is too tired to have fun.
1042
Terms like neo-Nazism & white supremacy are tossed around casually a lot but kids, remind yourself that NONE of it is justified or normal. History has shown us countless times that anti-Semitism yields unimaginable horror. It’s very real presence today is absolutely unacceptable.
1043
The “results would have been far better” if an anti-Semitic murderer could have been prevented from obtaining weapons in the first place. Or let’s at least start a proactive conversation about our very real mass shooting and hate crime epidemic.
”Arm everyone,” he says instead. twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
1044
freshman year vs. senior year (LGBTQ+ edition) ✨ twitter.com/effieinbama/st…
1045
But sure, keep going off with the false equivalence about how people are rude to you at restaurants. Sending thoughts and prayers that you can persevere and get your overcooked steak somewhere else.
1046
Far-right individuals who claim that mail bombs are a hoax, migrants seeking asylum are a threat, and a memo erasing trans people is justifiable have one huge difference with the people they're attacking: their lives and rights are not and have not EVER been in actual danger.
1047
I am so happy that UNHhhh is back to bless my life. @trixiemattel and @katya_zamo are both so gracious, charming, and wonderful in person! Even after I accidentally called Trixie "Katya" while stylists were shoving my naked body into latex in the Streamys dressing room. 🤦♂️ twitter.com/trixiemattel/s…
1048
Here are the 2 lines I was most excited to say at the #streamys when my mic cut out:
"To @wongfupro, because Asian representation, bitches!" 🙌
"To all the amazing LGBTQ creators in the audience and online who make YouTube the gayest place on Earth!" 🏳️🌈
youtube.com/watch?v=B_jOa6…
1049
I just realized I also have to babysit Ned’s dumb ole baby.
So we win things because y’all like watching me suffer. 😭
