1051
I'm torn because I'd be so honored to win but I also don't want to sit on Keith's stupid ass lap twitter.com/tryguys/status…
1052
1053
Y’all just love watching me feel my own feelings, huh 😫 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
1056
What I'm most struck by, after talking to the women in my life, is that even through all the anger and hopelessness, the underlying consensus is that they're "not surprised."
What an unacceptable status quo. We have to be better. We can't let history repeat itself against women.
1057
When you support your garbage friends
1058
1060
Dear Friends,
You know me.
It's #October1st.
You can have every other month.
You can keep all the other holidays.
But now is my time to shine.
Sincerely,
Your Friend Who Hates Everything Else
🎃👻🍁🧟♂️🦇😈🍂🧛♂️💀
1061
🦋🌸🌿
Styling by @toyeadedipe
Wardrobe by @ASOS_Us
1062
THE SCENE: A quiet room. People minding their own business. Pisces walks in. Calm, collected. Surveys the landscape. Pisces places a knowing hand on my shoulder. "People got beef in here," they say, matter-of-factly. "I know there's beef...because I got beef with them." Smiles.
1063
me: "how are you?"
Libra: "life can be so beautiful"
me: "how are you really."
Libra: "sloppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" *spins in a circle*
1064
*trots around, hair flowing, acting like they didn't just poop in a field*
"imma horse!"
- Sagittarius
1065
ARIES: *crashes through wall*
TAURUS: iMpOsSiBle
GEMINI: CrazyTown™
CANCER: (sad trombone)
LEO: shut uP WE GET IT
VIRGO: timebomb
LIBRA: sloppyyy
SCORPIO: *whispers* butts
SAGITTARIUS: imma horse!
CAPRICORN: don't kill anyone
AQUARIUS: *rips off mask* 👽
PISCES: WHERE'S THE BEEF
1066
"YES, Tinashe."
- me whenever I hear or see anything about @Tinashe
1067
My relationship with mirrors:
1) Damn I look like shit.
2) Damn I look fine as hell.
3) Damn I look 🎵 who is that girl I see... 🎶
End of list.
1068
There's no shame in being an adult who watches animation. I've seen practically every cartoon, anime, and animated film imaginable. It's just another genre of art that I respect and enjoy.
I'm emotionally messed up because of my CHILDHOOD, not my cartoons, thank you very much.
1069
but is Applejack actually anyone's favorite
1070
me, a typical liberal Texan son:
"What did you think of the #TXSenateDebate? Will you vote for Beto, or do you still like Ted Cruz?"
my typical Republican Texan dad:
(laughs) "No one ACTUALLY likes Ted Cruz."
1072
🎵 Thank God it’s Friday night 🎶
and I
ju
juuu
juuuuu
juuuuuuu
juuuuuuuuust —
*record scratch*
— GOT OLD!
*hangs up party hat*
I’m tired
I’m so tired, y’all
*crawls into bed*
don’t talk to me til Monday morning
1073
"You know what...when you're the fucked up crazy friend, your DRAMA is your STRENGTH."
- me, just now, to my friend, who rolled her eyes
1074
friend: stop being so dramatic
me: how bout you start being interesting
