1001
Just to be clear
I don't like babies
But I have come to terms
With protecting my friends and family's children
1002
them: sit down, stop being so extra
me:
1003
*shows picture to hair stylist*
me: MAKE ME LOOK LIKE HER.
1004
MY POP ANATOMY
K-Pop = for my eyes 👁️
EuroPop = for my ears 👂
American Pop = for my mouth 👄
Latin Pop = for my body 🔥
1005
Your favorite Pixar film that isn’t in the Toy Story franchise is the greatest personality test of all.
You are more emotionally invested in that movie than you are your own family.
What’s yours?
1007
HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY CHILDHOOD YOU MONSTERS
*immediately buys tickets*
#DetectivePikachu
1008
I've always had a hard time believing in things: hope, others, God, myself. Stan Lee made me believe in superheroes. Every comic, character, and film filled me with a sense of wonder and joy I rarely found elsewhere in life. You will be missed, but never forgotten. 💔 #Excelsior
1009
Imagine being homophobic and racist and not being able to comprehend that you're directly staring at the future. Must be sad, being allergic to beauty.
1010
@HarryShumJr This child will be more talented and better-looking than every other child in the history of children. The end.
1011
Some news:
New merch.
New logo.
New haircut.
New-gene.
tryguys.com
1013
Stronger gun control & an improved mental health care system. Both. Now. If either have even an iota of a chance to prevent mass shootings, support effective legislation for both instead of arguing endlessly without action over the bodies of real, loved people who were massacred.
1014
"OH MY GOD ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE" I yell upon discovering the washer and dryer in their apartment 💰🧺😭
1015
Democrats checking each other before walking into the House the first day of the new Congress #Election2018 🏳️🌈👩🏿⚖️👩🏼⚖️👩🏻⚖️👩🏽⚖️👩🏾⚖️🏳️🌈 @TheOnlyMayhem
1016
To the Texans who defied all odds, I'm proud of you. @BetoORourke, sir, I salute you. As a native Texan, your intelligent and inspiring campaign and its many supporters epitomize the best our state has to offer. Your voice represents the future, and this is only the beginning. ⭐️
1017
“What’re you having for dinner tonight?”
“My news feed, a prolonged anxiety attack, and several bottles of wine.” #ElectionNight
1018
1020
Y'all wanna see a real fight
Ask your Asian friends whose culture has the best soup 🍜
1021
We’re all just middle-stage Pokémon, no longer cute and innocent, not yet in our powerful final form, awkwardly navigating our weird bodies while hoping that every stupid thing we do is largely forgettable.
1023
I feel strongly that there are four main "houses" that kids interested in science nerd-out the most over. Which did you belong to? 🦕🤖🦈🚀
1024
My fellow Asian-Americans, now is the MOST critical time to engage your family members who can VOTE. Asians are often overlooked but incredibly important in elections. Our homes must become more receptive to open political discourse, and it can start with making your voice heard.
1025
I think I speak for every Asian when I say Queen @MingNa’s recognition has brought me honor. Honor on my whole family. Honor on my cow. 🙏 twitter.com/MingNa/status/…
