1076
LMAOOOOO NO HE’S NOT YOU STUPID DUMB IDIOT
1078
This is the most relatable piece of literature I have read in a very long time.
1079
I’m just rereading some favorite books I had as a kid and am having very different reactions. Perspective is everything.
child me: “sharing is caring!”
adult me: “why the fuck are you asking for my body parts”
queer adult me: “EAT IT LOOK AT ME SHIIIIIIIIIIIINE”
1081
How much do I love #AdventureTime? I was once in a dodgeball league on a crew called Adventure Team.
I was BMO.
1082
It’s the series finale of #AdventureTime tonight, one of the greatest animated shows of all time, and a wonderful creative platform that launched a new generation of influential, forward-thinking animators. I’m emotional. 😭
1083
Adventure Time 🗡
Come on grab your friends 👑
We'll go to very distant lands 🍬❄️🔥🐌
With Jake the Dog 🐶
And Finn the Human 😋
The fun will never end 🐝
It’s Adventure Time ❤️
1084
*sees weather report*
☀️
💡
I can drink OUTSIDE
1085
Go see #SearchingMovie. Excellent work by @aneeshchaganty who elevates the style and substance of web-centered films.
Also, one of @JohnTheCho’s best performances and further proof that #StarringJohnCho was never a novel trend, but rather an affirmation of tremendous talent. 🙌
1086
me:
*sees spider inside* 🕷️
"no don't kill it please let me get this beautiful misunderstood creature outside"
also me:
*walks through a spider web* 🕸️
"OH GOD PLEASE NO I'M GOING TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY THESE HELL SPAWN TIME TO SCREAM BLOODY MURDER AND FLAIL UNTIL I DIE"
1087
Y’all thinking y’all could handle astrology videos from me. *laughs into cosmic void*
Bad idea. It’d be me raiding the zodiac’s cabinet and spilling all that hot celestial tea. No sign would be safe.
♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️
1088
@korndiddy I said they look like you "because they look like a hairy balls." Stop twisting my words. 🥝🥝
1089
If the guy isn’t particularly tall or short, it’s automatically Ned.
1090
When you ask to take a photo with me, I’m more than happy to! When you then turn to the guy I happen to be standing next to and ask for a pic, assuming it’s @KeithHabs, @nedfulmer, or @korndiddy, it sometimes isn’t them. Y’all runnin’ around with selfies of random white dudes.
1091
I’m pleased to introduce to the stage
The inventor of beauty
My mom
1093
This is the very first Eugene-centric video on the #TryGuys channel. You are more than welcome to share it if someone asks what I'm like as a person. #RankKing 👑 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
1095
Y'all, I've known that Mushu, Li Shang, and the music won't be in the live-action movie since it was announced. So if you reread my previous tweet, what I'm proclaiming is that I'm going to say every Mushu line BECAUSE he's not in it. 😜 That's the tea. 🍵
1096
I will support this film with all the strength of a raging fire but Lord help those sitting around me in the theater because I will mutter every Mushu line where I find narratively appropriate 🐉
1097
Make a note of this:
HONOR ON YOU!
HONOR ON YOUR COW!
Okey-dokey, let's get this show on the road!
*fangirling intensifies* #Mulan twitter.com/Disney/status/…
1099
Hi, I'm notoriously forgetful but have grown into a fully functioning person so whenever I can't remember where I put something it dawns on me that I now place important objects in one of five weird-ass places around my room, like in that one drawer or up on that shelf
1100
Yes, #CrazyRichAsians has stellar Asian-American representation, but let's also talk about how it's the best rom-com I've seen in years. It's funny as hell. It's sumptuously sexy. It's full of heart. And it also happens to be unapologetically Asian. GO 👏 SEE 👏 THIS 👏 MOVIE 👏
