951
that’s a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach
952
*travels back in time to younger self*
me then: what advice do you have for me?
me now: wear more turtlenecks.
954
Y'all I'm looking forward to one thing and one thing only: opening night of the Marvel movie where #ShangChi and Black Panther team up because it will have the rowdiest audience in history. I will lose my goddamn mind.
955
It was an absolute honor and privilege to host #TrevorLIVE last night for The @TrevorProject. 💜 Amazing honorees, wonderful crowd, and an enormous amount of fundraising for LGBTQ youth and important initiatives. 🏳️🌈
Also, everyone lewk at my outfit.
956
Dear Internet,
My beautiful, talented, dear friend @quintabrunson owes me something important.
She knows.
958
This was not chosen as a final outfit I will wear when hosting #TrevorLIVE, but it doesn’t mean it ain’t cute. 💅
Tune in to tomorrow’s livestream on @TrevorProject’s FB or YT at 6PM PST where some amazing community trailblazers will be honored, all in support of LGBTQ youth! 🏳️🌈
959
my dad won’t stop referring to himself as a “silver fox” because he’s started to read the comments on my videos and it’s all your fault you monsters 😫
960
my beautiful, wonderful, beloved good boy...
🌈
❤️
🌺
🧡
✨
💛
🌞
💚
🍀
💙
🦋
💜
🦄
🌈
...took a dump right in the middle of my bedroom rug
961
there is nothing stronger or braver or more committed...
🌈
❤️
🌺
🧡
✨
💛
🌞
💚
🍀
💙
🦋
💜
🦄
🌈
...than my dog refusing to take a shit while it's raining
962
I should add that my wish isn't that the cast be all Asian, but most importantly, be true to the source material, which for Cowboy Bebop involves a futuristic multi-racial, integrated society with heavy Japanese, Chinese, and American influences. Diverse, but true to character!
963
*anime fans and asians collectively scream out of dread and anticipation but mostly dread* twitter.com/NetflixGeeked/…
964
my name is ________
but I've been told I look more like a ________
and I wish my name was actually ________
967
family: "so _______ is straight, right?"
me:
968
*enters anywhere*
anyone: h-
me: excuse me where is the nearest restroom
970
@nedfulmer are you still crying on your deck
971
me on the toilet reading the news on twitter every morning
973
@nedfulmer Don't fuck with me, Edward.
Don't you dare start that merry shit this year.
974
them: "aaaAAAHHHhhh it feels like Christmas!" 🎅🎄
me:
975
To my friends and family who have already become possessed by the holiday spirit: you may be strong in numbers, good tidings, and cheer, but I will fight you to the bitter end with eye rolls, death glares, and exasperated sighs.
