901
Let’s all boldly burst into 2019, grab it by the throat, spank it into submission, and make it do our bidding.
902
@tryguys The Try Guys Visit Every Fan’s Country And Experience Priceless Adventures But Also Go Bankrupt 😭
903
They’re gonna teach classes about @JordanPeele’s fantastic cinematic visions in the future. There’s a specificity to the mythology that reminds me of Asian New Wave horror, except no one’s remaking it for Western audiences. It’s wholly, refreshingly original. #WatchYourself twitter.com/JordanPeele/st…
904
Happy Holidays to all the pets who want to murder their owners and bury our bodies right now
905
Just spoke with my dad, who’s really been getting into reading online threads.
He was concerned about a hair loss epidemic since “so many people are commenting about their wigs.”
Great job, Internet. You’ve confused a sweet, retired doctor. He thinks you’re all actually bald.
906
I can’t even remember to do my own laundry while plant people literally have written detailed schedules and cinematic universes for their succulents.
907
*walks into person’s place, notices plant*
me: wow look a plant.
them: [ties me to nearest chair] LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY PLANT.
908
I’ve had many long conversations with parents and pet owners about their children but they pale in comparison to the fanatical pride of people with indoor plants.
909
The technical and abstract audacity of the movie is STUNNING, like the filmmakers blended comic book style, anime movement, digital age details, and fantastic action cinematography through computer animation. It felt almost experimental. It’s a mainstream animation game changer.
910
Any year-end best movies list without Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is invalid.
Any best superhero or animated movies of all time list without Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is invalid.
It is SO fresh. It is THAT good. #SpiderMan
911
thank you @korndiddy for giving me my son 😊 twitter.com/korndiddy/stat…
912
My stance on payment method reinforces my Americanness: I prefer the feeling of the swipe. I know it's less secure, but it's far more satisfying as a physical motion. It's sexy. It's aggressive. It's luxurious. Tapping is cold. Inserting is boring. Swiping will be sorely missed.
913
Lots of stupid shit went down in 2018 but never forget that this was the year we accepted that inserting your card into the chip reader was the new normal.
914
I had silver hair once. Show me your dyed hair! I like browsing hair inspiration. 🌈 #tbt
916
I would also like to discuss She-Ra, thank you.
918
I entered a gingerbread house competition with Zach and Maggie. We called it the “Eye-full Tower.” The gummy bears are wearing M&M berets and Hershey’s scarves.
We lost.
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This is the Internet. When you comment you know damn well that we can all see your picture and profile.
It's a new, terrifying evil that openly flaunts their heinous behavior. Many are children who lack the comprehension that they're being awful. It needs to be called out more.
922
I thank everyone using social media to intelligently and lovingly support others who are dealing with their mental health. ❤️
I want to use MY platform to add: to those who encourage others to harm themselves through online bullying...
Fuck you, you loathsome, despicable shits.
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tonight...
anyone: [says anything]
me: 💋✨🌈▀▄▀▄▀▄ ℝ𝓊ＰⒶᵘ𝐥'ş 𝕕𝓡𝒶Ꮆ ℝ𝕒Ⓒᵉ ▄▀▄▀▄▀🦄👑👠 #AllStars4
925
When public racist incidents happen to an Asian person and they remain calm and quiet: yes it's partially cultural, but it's also their right to react in a way that makes them feel safe.
HOWEVER, 👏 if I EVER see any RACIST SHENANIGANS, 👏 I and MANY Asians will LAY YOU OUT. 👏
