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Anyone else in the My Parents Were Ridiculously Attractive And Better-Looking Than Me Club?
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This #KoreanAmericanDay 🇰🇷🇺🇸 we not only honor those who've famously contributed to US history but also the small business owners and laborers, the veterans and adoptees, the doctors and engineers, the pastors and parents and every immigrant who showed that we are all American.
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I forgot that we posted this and my mentions have been filled with bottoms. twitter.com/tryguys/status…
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I should also add that there is a Gender Freeway, which is a route all of us have observed at some point but very few understand. In fact, I'd say that the traffic is purposefully made impossible for half of the drivers.
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The intersection between Queer Avenue and Race Road is often fraught with intricacies and dangers many of us know absolutely nothing about. Throw in Class Cul-de-sac and Religion Alley and you've got multiple-vehicle collisions. If you comment about that crossing, know your lane.
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it's the first Friday night of 2019 and I feel like I've already committed to improving m--
*friend texts to go out*
--k it's bout time to break every New Year's resolution I made
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A huge congrats to @hyukohh who will also be at Coachella. And much love for Epik High who were the 1st K-pop act to perform in 2016. What's interesting about @ygofficialblink is they're a mainstream pop group with a huge international fandom. The Internet will light on fire. 🔥
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I've loved K-pop since the 90s. I've pushed for it in my content. I've had countless chats with music insiders about its Western breakthrough, which has been happening the past few years. BLACKPINK playing Coachella is hugely significant. The locals have no idea what's coming. 🇰🇷
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Such a profound honor! 🙏 He is adorable. I act more like a cat than a human, so this makes sense. Some tips with feline Eugene:
- he’ll want fiercely bedazzled collars
- he’ll love you even if he looks like he’s glaring all the time
- he’ll claw a bitch
- hide your liquor 💜 twitter.com/AntManNdTheWas…
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Wishing that the high-key relatable Claire Saffitz from @bonappetit's Gourmet Makes had a long, restful, relaxing vacation so that I can enjoy more of her staring into a culinary abyss of despair.
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Oh how I love that my timeline and newsfeed are already talking about 2020.
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Older people’s and parents’ kink is younger people who can eat and drink a ton in one sitting while appearing relatively thin. Gets them every time.
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I’m not mad. I’m confused because she was offended by this:
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Old Eugene would let people slide into my dms with this shit and let it go. New Eugene is gonna put your ass on blast. Sending love, though, because this person clearly has a lot of hate.
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I wore heels last night...
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...and now my toes are gone.
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The Year of the Pig 🐷 starts on February 5. That means if you’re baby is born before then, they’re a Dog 🐶. In fact, if you were born in January or early February, you were probably the animal of the year BEFORE yours. This has been a PSA for non-Asians. ✌️
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Is this a good tweet because I am still drunk.
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My New Year’s resolution is to be that bitch.
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Every time a comedian like Louis C.K. makes jokes about Asian men, I have to stop having amazing sex with my penis in order to try and count the number of times I’ve heard that tired stand-up before, but I can’t because I suck at math.
