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2018: a fashion retrospective. What I learned is dress and look however the fuck makes you happy. 💜 This was the first year in my life where I truly felt like I could express my personal style without inhibition and I can't wait to discover where it grows next. 🏳️🌈
877
We all took 🖐️ pics when we passed 5 million subs today. Everyone's on vacation. My vacation is trying on suit + lipstick combos. 💄 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
878
Happy New Year's to the people I most aspire to be like...
The best individuals I've ever had the pleasure of meeting...
The most gorgeous humans on the planet...
Drag Queens. 👑
879
How in the actual fuck is it already December 31st.
880
I had NO idea they were using motion capture. That means Ryan Reynolds will provide Pikachu’s facial expressions. This is alarming and unsettling and exciting and now we’re ALL going to be just the TINIEST bit attracted to Pikachu.
881
I literally screamed WOBBUFFET twitter.com/VancityReynold…
882
Should I finally start doing hair / grooming / skincare / style tutorial and education videos? I'm very knowledgable in those areas and I haven't posted anything on my personal channel yet. Would people actually be interested in that? 🤔
883
I'll only say this once: if anyone ever, EVER tries to come for my friends or their families, you name a time and place and I'll meet you there.
I literally have to sometimes act like I'm not good at things to be more relatable. Kicking your ass would not be one of those times.
884
Internet trolls, I know your go-to insults are "gay" and "soy" for anything that threatens you, but you forget that you're hurling them at an actual queer Asian person. Be careful, I might start taking personal offense, because tofu is fuckin' delicious and gaysians will end you.
885
I think asking if you're the first _____ a baby has encountered is a totally legit question! Because they're blank slates! I'm convinced I'm one of the first Asians many non-Asian babies have encountered so I want to make a positive, lasting impression.
Or is that super weird.
886
PROOF I'M TERRIBLE: every time I'm at a loss for conversation around new parents, I awkwardly ask...
"Am I the first Asian person they've seen?"
I don't know what to say next so I lean in close to the baby and declare something like "ASIANS ARE COOL" or "KIMCHI IS DELICIOUS."
887
I refuse to let my growing adoration for @nedfulmer’s baby change my entire opinion on the freaky fragility of human larvae.
888
A baby was staring at me in the store and his mother commented that I "must be great with children!"
The distressed, maniacal laughter that spontaneously erupted out of my body actually made her back away about five feet.
889
I want to make it clear that I loved and appreciated my time producing content at @BuzzFeedVideo, when I worked there, and with the @tryguys. My dark, weird, creative voice was challenged to be more accessible, but it was never lost. More writing and directing in the near future.
890
I only bring this up because so many kids ask me about how to “look better” and gain more followers.
Mark my words, friendliness, honesty, and goodness will fulfill you the most in the end. You’ll attend so many parties and socials and those traits inevitably rise to the top.
891
That being said: if you meet a unicorn who’s gorgeous and has a great job with a big following who’s also kind and has a fantastic personality? Fuckin’ trap that shit.
892
When you get older and meet new people, the hottest person is not the most admired. It’s not the one with the biggest social media or the most impressive job.
It is, without question, the friendliest person with an amazing personality. They will always win at life in the end.
893
@tryguys @korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer Everyone please use this screenshot of Keith as your go-to Try Guys reaction meme. Perfect for any occasion.
894
Your holiday cards,
Wedding and birthday greetings,
Die in a drawer.
- a haiku about all the pretty paper I receive
897
If you have work (God bless you, that was my life when I was a waiter), MENTALLY transform yourself into a couch. 💜
We all deserve to be sofas right now. We worked hard this year.
898
These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.
899
“If you haven’t been updated, cover your eyes from all social media and come down the river. We have a safe haven here. Whatever you do, don’t look at your apps.”
900
You know how in apocalypse movies where a part of the population starts freaking out because they’re infected by something unfamiliar and start rampaging? I felt like I was in one when I woke up to people losing their minds over the Instagram update. I’ve already locked my doors.
