826
My #PepsiHalftime journey:
- eh Maroon 5
- HOLY SHIT SWEET VICTORY
- HOW DARE YOU TEASE SWEET VICTORY
- I guess CGI fireball Travis Scott will do
- more of gospel lady please
- Adam Levine: Tank Top Mode
- YASSS DRONE LANTERNS!
- wants Outkast back
- HELLO SHIRTLESS
...
- Janet.
828
them - Happy #SuperBowlSunday! H-
me - Never forget that the greatest Super Bowl ad of all time aired 15 years ago in 2004 by Pepsi and starred Beyoncé, Britney Spears, and Pink as Roman gladiators rebelling against Enrique Iglesias through a cover of Queen's "We Will Rock You."
829
I was so gagged by #AllStars4 that I choked, suffocated, and died and just now rose from the dead to tweet about it
830
Would anyone like to join my Huge Face & Head Club?
Membership fee is not being able to fit into hats.
831
It will surely be impossible to spot me on #Brooklyn99 tonight since you'll be so distracted by the jaw-dropping beauty of the world's two hottest working supermodels 😎😎
832
We wouldn't have written a book without a new perspective on the YouTuber/self-help genres. We tried things we’ve never done and took leads on chapters where we’re explicitly the worst. It's personal. It's weird. It's four authors in one book! Pre-order at tryguys.com/book
833
I HAVE NO SPARE TIME AND CANNOT DO THAT THING YOU WANT BECAUSE I'M OVERWORKED AND STRESSED*
*unless you are offering free food
834
Anyone who turns bleach into a weapon is a danger to society.
Anyone who turns a rope into a noose is committing a hate crime.
Anyone who cannot recognize that queer black people continue to be physically attacked in this country is contributing to the problem. #JussieSmollett
835
Thrilled to announce my first-ever guest spot will be on one of the best shows on television. 🙏 Tune in this week! #Brooklyn99
836
A lot of people like to shit on RENT because it was so popular and changed the musical game but it was a huge, unprecedented education moment, especially about LGBTQ people, and I’m glad #RentLive did it justice for a younger audience who has no knowledge of the AIDS crisis.
837
Devastated to see so many wonderful, talented, brilliant people being let go from BuzzFeed and BuzzFeed News. I was once a colleague, but I will forever be a friend, so next time you're in town, drinks on me. 💔
838
I hate my best friends so much right now 😫
839
Steven Universe is the most important queer show in the history of television and I sincerely hope that every child can watch and learn from it 💎
841
Let this serve as a stark reminder that the sanitized version of events that our schools and government taught us about Dr. #MLKJr’s fight conveniently fits into a rewrite that anyone can claim as their own mantra while they continue to punish and persecute black and brown people twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
842
The three reactions I’ve heard while gazing upon the #SuperBloodWolfMoon:
FRIEND 1: “wow that’s so beautiful”
FRIEND 2: “...when the full moon is closest to the earth which makes it super and the red hue is from...”
ME: “is there a firstborn nearby that I can sacrifice”
843
845
Thank you all for your kind birthday wishes! 💜
846
Today is my birthday.
My dog and I are both 33 years old in human years.
Asian don't raisin.
Pup don't grow up.
#Eugene33
847
I put more work into planning my theme birthday parties than most people do their own weddings. Behold my special cocktails list I created for the bar featuring inspiring Asian goddesses from my childhood. #Eugene33 🍹
848
My friends surprised me with @shakeshack for my birthday because I have excellent taste 🎂💜🍔
849
I'm ashamed to admit that I care and know more about MCU characters than I do members of my own family.
850
them: what generation do you belong to?
me: the one old enough to have wanted Jake Gyllenhaal to play Spider-Man but young enough to see him grow up to play Mysterio.
