801
every family has that one kid who refuses to smile for photos 😒
802
Every time I see Normani I’m like DAAAYYYUUUMMMMM
804
Everyone should be watching @DisneyPixar's brilliant new #SparkShorts films. Their latest release #Kitbull made me ugly cry alone on my couch in front of my pets. 🐱🐶
youtube.com/watch?v=AZS5cg…
806
a friend: "you're classy but go harder than anyone I know."
me: "yes I am a @lizzo flute solo."
807
I have legally changed my birthday to May 4 2015 because Rihanna in the yellow Guo Pei gown at the Met Gala literally gave me life
808
If you have siblings then statistically only one of you will turn out okay while the others transform into crazy uncles and aunts
809
gay twitter is an emotional roller coaster
812
EDIT: “I will build a fence - beautiful steel slats - and go around Congress and most of the American people by declaring a fake national emergency. I’ll waste $8 billion of US government funds because I’m fulfilling a fabricated, racist campaign promise. To the golf simulator!”
814
Tonight, by special request for @TheOnlyMayhem’s birthday 🎂, Cheyenne Pepper debuts at her first local club night at @TheAbbeyWeHo, 10PM - 2AM! Come out and party for my mama! 🎉 twitter.com/TheOnlyMayhem/…
815
Hello, I am an ex-theater/band/choir kid, and I am still extremely dramatic.
817
Try Guys Dumpling Mukbang with the one and only @mikexingchen! 🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟 #HappyLunarNewYear twitter.com/tryguys/status…
819
🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑
🐕🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖
🧨 🎆🥟🧧🐷🧧🥟🎆🧨
🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐀
🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕
#YearOfThePig
#LunarNewYear
820
Yes, Daddy.
#Brooklyn99 twitter.com/nbcbrooklyn99/…
821
I will never understand people who hear or see another language and their first reaction isn’t “my God I wish I could learn that”
822
stupidity = me, seeing something labeled organic, eats 10x the regular amount in one sitting because health or something
823
824
After you inform your bosses and teachers, they will scratch their heads and check their calendars. That is when you run away as fast as you can while setting off fireworks.
825
It's New Year's Eve so work and school are off for Asian people today and tomorrow #YearOfThePig
