851
This literally just happened to me again for the umpteenth year in a row 😂. How can one man golf so much? Whatever, love you forever, Dad. #FathersDay #istilldeservethis twitter.com/EugeneLeeYang/…
852
I was walking my dogs and scooping poo when I accidentally made direct eye contact with a woman sitting in her car as she aggressively picked her nose. We froze. I instinctively gave her an awkward thumbs up. She returned the thumbs up with her free hand and kept on picking. 👍👍
854
It's New Year's Eve so work and school are off for Asian people today and tomorrow #YearOfThePig
855
Happy #NationalSistersDay to my amazing, kick-ass, beautiful sisters, who will never be as pretty as I am 😘💕
857
Happy #FathersDay, Ned. I’m so excited for you.
858
Justice for #JavierAmbler, who was killed by Austin area police in 2019 because he didn't dim his headlights. He lived in my home town. There's a very disturbing video released of body-cam footage where Ambler repeatedly tells them "I can't breathe" as they tase him four times. twitter.com/statesman/stat…
859
the biggest celebrity sighting at #SXSW #detectivepikachumovie
860
I'm still Asian baby
#BirthdaysIn4Words #ThankYou 🎂
861
Proud to be Asian. ✌️
Proud to be loud. 🙌
Proud of this loud Asian print. 👏
#A100List @GoldHouseCo
862
I was so gagged by #AllStars4 that I choked, suffocated, and died and just now rose from the dead to tweet about it
863
Someone break this news to the 3M weddings I have to attend this year.
865
Y’all thinking y’all could handle astrology videos from me. *laughs into cosmic void*
Bad idea. It’d be me raiding the zodiac’s cabinet and spilling all that hot celestial tea. No sign would be safe.
♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️
866
This #KoreanAmericanDay 🇰🇷🇺🇸 we not only honor those who've famously contributed to US history but also the small business owners and laborers, the veterans and adoptees, the doctors and engineers, the pastors and parents and every immigrant who showed that we are all American.
867
I just tried explaining the evolution of her brand and discography and ended up arguing with myself about if Artpop was good or not for the past hour
868
20 years later and I finally saw my best friend again @WaltDisneyWorld
869
Oh God I was thinking about the duck! 😭
Donalds can go the way of the dinosaurs. Someone name their baby Carl.
870
TODAY'S PRIORITIES:
1) watch #GameOfThrones
2) eat ice cream
3) breathe oxygen
#NationalIceCreamDay #WinterIsHere
871
@tryguys I love you all but as your Rank King, I rank Drag as superior. Please consider this when you vote. If you disagree, just remember:
I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. 💜
873
Do the Chinese robocalls target people with Asian last names? I’ve received so many spam calls that I should be fluent in Mandarin by now.
874
Happy New Year, Asian fam! 🧧 You're amazing, brilliant, dynamic, proud, kind, incredible, and absolutely gorgeous. #LunarNewYear
875
I can't bring myself to watch that show...
...yet.
