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me: racists lack imagination
Fox News: hold my hood twitter.com/KFILE/status/1…
802
"This effort is n̶o̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ profitable!"
#StarWarsVisions Volume 2
5.4.23 twitter.com/starwars/statu…
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FINAL FORM:
Ultimate Asian Auntie 👵
#Halloween19
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“This doesn’t taste very good,” I said to myself as I finished yet another entire carton of Halo Top.
806
HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY CHILDHOOD YOU MONSTERS
*immediately buys tickets*
#DetectivePikachu
807
When you’re scrolling through your photos and discover buried treasure...
@gracehelbig @mametown @KeithHabs
808
“Thanks for playing with me.” 😭
“I’m good at everything except the things that I can't do.” 🔥
Beauty & Blood Series: #SquidGame #오징어게임🦑
강새벽 (정호연), ft. @wengie as Ji-yeong 지영 (이유미) and @AtomicMari as Han Mi-nyeo 한미녀 (김주령)
#Halloween #Eugenoween
809
tired: chicken sandwich war
wired: the KFC anime dating game simulator, because how else will we find out which fast food mascot is most fuckable twitter.com/SanJapan/statu…
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Tyler Perry’s I Can Get Drunk All By Myself
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It’s been an especially tough year, and it’s okay to recognize that. Lost loved ones. Rising anti-Asian hate. This Asian Pacific American Heritage Month, please take care of yourselves! Preserve your well-being and protect your joy, because you’re worth celebrating. #APAHM
813
The three reactions I’ve heard while gazing upon the #SuperBloodWolfMoon:
FRIEND 1: “wow that’s so beautiful”
FRIEND 2: “...when the full moon is closest to the earth which makes it super and the red hue is from...”
ME: “is there a firstborn nearby that I can sacrifice”
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you: lol Animorphs funny covers
me: One of the most dark, disturbing, and brilliant YA series of all time. Every waking moment as a child I wondered if my loved ones wanted me dead. Every page was a cruel waking nightmare that forced me to grow up. War and death are inevitable. twitter.com/IGN/status/127…
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When you ask to take a photo with me, I’m more than happy to! When you then turn to the guy I happen to be standing next to and ask for a pic, assuming it’s @KeithHabs, @nedfulmer, or @korndiddy, it sometimes isn’t them. Y’all runnin’ around with selfies of random white dudes.
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This is my new favorite sentence: Kelly Marie Tran will star in #RayaAndTheLastDragon, which is written by Asian women, helmed by a director of Moana and Big Hero 6, and the first Disney film to celebrate Southeast Asian cultures. 🙌
817
My fellow Asian-Americans
We need to talk more about
How most of our families
Only listened to Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion
819
*shows picture to hair stylist*
me: MAKE ME LOOK LIKE HER.
820
Visiting Hawaii for the very first time (Oahu, Maui, and the Big Island) and would love your best recommendations for food, sights, museums, nightlife, landmarks, beaches, luaus, hikes, etc! Aloha! 🌴
822
I literally screamed WOBBUFFET twitter.com/VancityReynold…
823
[calls Dad]
ME: #HappyFathersDay !
DAD: Can I call you back I'm golfing.
ME: 😭
#ideservethis
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