904
@korndiddy and a happy Passover to you, bitch.
907
It’s the series finale of #AdventureTime tonight, one of the greatest animated shows of all time, and a wonderful creative platform that launched a new generation of influential, forward-thinking animators. I’m emotional. 😭
908
So silver spoons make people stupid. Good to know.
910
Kids, please try and learn from what's happening right now. This isn't politics. This isn't normal. It's cruelty. #healthcare #transrights
912
It’s 3 in the morning and I’m wide awake thinking about #DetectivePikachu
913
I've always trusted my Taurus friends, but not this Taurus season. This whole year has fucked with their patience. My very stable Taurus bud just ended our phone call about her birthday with an ominous "...OR ELSE," and then laughed a little too loudly. I almost shit my pants.
914
I would also like to discuss She-Ra, thank you.
915
Your favorite Pixar film that isn’t in the Toy Story franchise is the greatest personality test of all.
You are more emotionally invested in that movie than you are your own family.
What’s yours?
917
I can't believe they brought @KeithHabs back after choosing Bean last season when he CLEARLY had the deepest, most real connection with Emma. She was the best, sweetest contestant to ever be on The Barkchshler. And then he broke up with her on national television? #JusticeForEmma twitter.com/tryguys/status…
918
I had NO idea they were using motion capture. That means Ryan Reynolds will provide Pikachu’s facial expressions. This is alarming and unsettling and exciting and now we’re ALL going to be just the TINIEST bit attracted to Pikachu.
919
Everyone has that one friend at a party 🍴
@KeithHabs
920
q: how you like that?
a: YES.
#BLACKPINK
921
One of my goals in life is slowly replacing all my friends who aren’t drag queens with drag queens
922
In 2014 my friend @TheOnlyMayhem blessed me with the rare opportunity to be her drag daughter for the day, and now my mama’s slaying the game on @RuPaulsDragRace!
Respect these artists' work, support your local queens, and let's all gag on Season 10 together! #tbt #TeamMayhem 👑
923
I was 4 at a bday at Chuck E. Cheese and needed to go but no adult chaperone would take me. I pulled down my pants in the middle of the room. Charles picked me up to run me out but it was too late. I peed all over him. He didn’t know what to do so he just stood there and took it.
924
My Halloween costumes since 2009 🎃
Hints for this year:
- Evil 😈
- The original version of someone🥇
- I will return to drag 💄
Any guesses?
925
the lengths i would go to get my hands on these as a kid
