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HOW DARE YOU SIR. twitter.com/KeithHabs/stat…
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Outside of the online discourse, I highly encourage everyone to present Trump's tax returns to family and friends, especially if they're unsure about voting. Many believe he's a great businessman who can lead us with those skills. Show them the receipts.
nyti.ms/33ajz0x
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Apologies to the gays for the black suit but a million thanks to the man whose apartment I got ready at who happened to be my size.
youtu.be/MCJkvULeuZU
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A few small, actionable things you can do to help:
- reduce, recycle, & reuse more
- waste less water & electricity
- eat a more plant-rich diet
- consider greener travel & consumer options
- support eco-conscious community efforts
- vote for leaders who believe in global warming
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We march on, in loving memories of those who cannot
@BuzzFeedVideo @BuzzFeed #LAPRIDE #PrayForOrlando
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BREAKING NEWS: American Homophobes And Racists Slowly Realize No One Gives A Fuck About What They Think, Continue To Yell At Clouds
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All five of my brain cells whenever I see anything about #DetectivePikachu:
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I'd specifically love to see Tom Holland in a Gene Kelly / Fred Astaire-type role. He's got the technical dance background and natural, hopeful charisma that many actors couldn't fake. Anything where he can express himself through choreography.
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Thank you all for your kind birthday wishes! 💜
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Is this a good tweet because I am still drunk.
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The absolute caucasity of this non-apology is a wonder to behold. Textbook “it’s your fault that I was caught” Scooby Doo villain shit. Bitch you could’ve remained unknown to the world but you had to stick your racist no-neck out there. Put some respect on Kamala Harris’s name.
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that’s a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach
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I think asking if you're the first _____ a baby has encountered is a totally legit question! Because they're blank slates! I'm convinced I'm one of the first Asians many non-Asian babies have encountered so I want to make a positive, lasting impression.
Or is that super weird.
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I refuse to let my growing adoration for @nedfulmer’s baby change my entire opinion on the freaky fragility of human larvae.
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Any year-end best movies list without Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is invalid.
Any best superhero or animated movies of all time list without Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is invalid.
It is SO fresh. It is THAT good. #SpiderMan
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Can I join the @girlscouts now?
🙏🍪💜 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
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The one thing I am sure of is that they're not considered popsicles where I grew up. Popsicle = stick in it.
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The new @LittleMix album bops so hard that I’m already teaching my dog the lyrics #LM5
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me, a typical liberal Texan son:
"What did you think of the #TXSenateDebate? Will you vote for Beto, or do you still like Ted Cruz?"
my typical Republican Texan dad:
(laughs) "No one ACTUALLY likes Ted Cruz."
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pieces of shit: "I'M sorry. I'VE changed. I'VE learned. I'M better. I'M great now."
people forced to listen to pieces of shit: "WE don't care. You're still a piece of shit. Go be marginally less shitty somewhere else."
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Who is that girl I see
Staring straight back at me
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside
