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All these people are saying I spoke Spanish in the video but I spoke Portuguese, dammit! I said “Sim, é delicioso” not “Si, delicioso”! I can only assume this mixup comes from my long held suspicion that Portuguese is just Spanish but no one wants to be the first to admit it.
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“Dr. Fauci Explains Why We May Still be Triple Masking Our Assholes Well Into 2024 - CNN Exclusive”
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If a cop asks you, “How many beers have you had tonight, sir?” and you say, “eiπ” you MIGHT be a calc major!
Editors note: I wasted 45 minutes of my life writing this tweet so now you all have to suffer by seeing it too I’m sorry thank you good night see you tomorrow everyone 😜
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The Scottish Parliament building looks like someone just got GMOD and started fucking around.
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I completely forgot where I found this but it seems important so I’m going to repost it
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Programmers using their advanced algorithms to prevent unwanted infiltration by Artifical Intelligence:
“HEY ASSHOLE, GUESS WHICH ONE THESE LOW QUALITY JPEGS IS A TRAFFIC LIGHT”
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Can whoever made humidity please reconsider their decision
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Unfortunate to see Playtonic remove me from Yooka Laylee, but I understand their decision. I wish them the best with their launch!
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Genuinely I ask the question, what would the world do without “Needlessly Realstic Shrimp Emoji”? 🦐
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Ducks are just alive boats and it fucking PISSES me off
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“MUSKETEER” and “HIGH ELF RANGER” has always clearly been the matching couples costume of choice 🍁🎃🍁 @Chazoo92
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Political correctness will be the death of comedy. They should tell these professional whiners to suck it and carry on as usual (like they did in the actual episode). Giving into their demands won’t change a thing.
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Just going to leave this one here for you without any context
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Me deciding to check twitter for the first time in ages today:
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Guys would you stop being so negative, I don’t see how military action in the Middle East predicated on unsubstantiated claims has ever gone wrong before??
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Was looking through old 3DS game notes and found this. Glad I decided to write it down before I forgot.
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Tell me there's anything more disturbing than the Phil Collins puppet from "Land of Confusion" and I will explain to you how you are wrong
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Mother of god you’ve gone and done it 😂😂😂 twitter.com/hozzol/status/…
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IMAGINE HAVING A SINGLE INQUIRY REGARDING THE SCIENCE™️, MY DUDES???
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This whole stupid system relies on rational people being shamed into shutting up. Glad to see that slowly falling apart
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