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Like if today u just give no effs!! like this dude down here lmao
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Opened Twitter only to find thousands upon thousands of people shaming me for not previously having the knowledge of the apparently famous and Christ-Like “DORITO FLAVOR TACO BELL TACO®️”
You people make me sick to my stomach......but not nearly as sick as the taco itself...
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Look, frankly, if your underwear isn’t clocked at “TECH PERFORMANCE” then you’re just wasting your damn time.
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I’m not sure this is a good tradeoff...
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Not sure if “DoorDash Delivery Confirmation” or “Veiled Threat from Stalker Murderer”...
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We live in a world where these are literally FREE (just saying) imagine complaining about anything
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My dream is that they upscale the 3DS remakes of Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask for Switch. I can’t stand the shitty 3DS resolution, and I think a switch version would be definitive. There’s no reason for them to refuse, seeing how well Monster Hunter Generations is doing.
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(GAME OF THRONES FINALE FOR THOSE WHO THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT GUY FIERI PIZZA KITCHEN EPISODE 7)
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I am literally watching The Phantom of the Opera for the first time and I am literally like fuck yeah that’s a pretty good musical
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Thank you, Denmark, for an unforgettable experience! And also for nearly killing me with endless gangs of fast moving bicycles 🇩🇰❤️!
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PETITION: Put the “Game of Thrones Season 8 Script” in the Ripleys-Believe-It-Or-Not museum between the Two Headed Sheep and the Bug Man.
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Me waiting for some free time to play that game I’ve been meaning to get to
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Me waiting to stop appreciating all of you out there
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I’m gonna tell my parents this is Bitcoin
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Absolutely despicable of them to light up the Empire State Building like the FRENCH FLAG on the 4th of July. What has this world come to.
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.@h3h3productions hey Ethan just a heads up I think Papa’s House might need a welfare check... have you talked to Bo lately? 🍕😐 twitter.com/dstnbrwr/statu…
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Social media is so much easier to handle if you learn to die before it was invented
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Happy New Year everyone, thanks for making this an unforgettably strange decade 😎🥂🍾
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Big bird is straight up hanging out in Central Park THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I love that Paul Revere was apparently just Jack Black living a past life.
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