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							Goodnight to everyone except the spider hiding in my windshield that descended upon me while I was driving
							
						
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							I literally sat staring at this tweet for about 6 minutes wondering if it was “worth posting” but I think really what I’m trying to say is that I was supposed to be asleep 7 hours ago
							
						
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							Wow, they even have a sink-themed urinal! Thanks, #IKEA!
							
						
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							Ok, actually, thinking about it I think it’s statistically impossible that we’re ALL gamers
							
						
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							Well, that was fast 😂. Not bad, it’s a start!! twitter.com/TeamYouTube/st…
							
						
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							Whenever a company is like, “We are committed to providing quality customer service to all of our customers” I’m like thank God I thought this was one of those new shit customer service joints
							
						
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							By far my favorite thing about modern delivery apps is the part at the end when you get sent a serial killer stalker POV shot of the outside your house at night with the text “outside :)”.
							
						
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							Sorry if I’m late just trying to find out, did x ever end up giving it to us?
							
						
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							It’s June everybody, and you know what that mean, fuck June, it’s hot
							
						
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							By the way, those of you looking for an update on what I’m doing content wise — I will give you an update on my channel soon.  Sorry for the silence, and as always thank you for your continued support. 🚨😁🚨
							
						
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							I’ll try not to spoil anything for you guys like the writers of Game of Thrones spoiled my entire life
							
						
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