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You don't choose the Bird Life, the Bird Life chooses you.
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Alright, that's it, I'm just gonna come out and say it: HOLLANDAISE SAUCE TASTES LIKE SHIT
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In America too many people are eating Hollandaise Sauce and going "I guess that ok it's not that bad" AND I WONT STAND FOR IT ANY LONGER
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I see the Republican National convention is ticking "High Warlock" off their checklist now.
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Pennies are so fucking useless, here's 3 years worth of savings and I don't think it would buy me a whopper Jr.
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But seriously we need to stop making pennies lol
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So cool! An actual recording of a Teddy Roosevelt speech. Love the transatlantic accent hah. youtu.be/uhlzdjPGxrs
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@SpyglassNYC SUP! Thanks for refusing us entry cause we weren't "cool enough"! You ain't as cool as @redlobster!
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My Twitter Drafts graveyard is a scary place...
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What kind of Pokémon is this? @JimmyWhetzel
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Is it possible to be in denial so deeply that Bernie Sanders wins the presidency anyways?
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I THROW BALL AT IT BUT CAN'T CATCH. A NEARBY MAN SCREAMS "LEAVE MY PROPERTY!". ANY ADVICE??
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I'm sweating just standing still in this shit 👌
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Summer has clearly jumped the Shark time to cancel it 👌
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Batman: Arkham Knight, is an outright masterpiece. If you haven't played it, you need to. Amazing work over at @RocksteadyGames
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"WHY CANT I PLAY ARKHAM KNIGHT ON MY PENTIUM 2 HP LAPTOP??! BOYCOTT ROCKSTEADY!!" ~ PC users
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Lol I wonder if I punch him in his eyes if he'll care!!!? 😂😂😂
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"Yo, Neverland didn't work out we going to Baltimore."
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When mom stuffs your corpse and puts you on display 😂😂😂
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Wonder if he'll catch the roadrunner after all
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