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Don't give me that look, I told you to wear a god damned condom
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Happy Fourth of July you sick freaks (and well-adjusted non-freaks)!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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People say if you write something down you are statistically more likely to remember it, and I’m like wtf why should I bother writing it down if I’m just going to remember it anyways
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That feeling when you randomly decide to boot up Doom Eternal and find out that your life previously held no meaning
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So does anybody have an update on what the groundhog did this year I haven’t been checking
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The data that the Artificial Intelligence has gathered on our species is already being used against us in marketing. Terrifying.
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Agreed, it’s way too easy!! They should have to pay a hobo to go buy it for them like we all did, the entitled brats. twitter.com/AndrewYang/sta…
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Damn…RIP Trevor Moore. Absolute legend…
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Thank god they usually only have “Brooklyn Thin Crust” flavor
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Holy frick free Bavarian style door!!!!!
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A bee almost got in my car today so I guess you could call that a near death experience
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That feeling right before you have to sneeze but you can’t sneeze
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I have been working on things outside of YouTube as well which takes much longer to see results from. But I will continue making stuff for YT as well. I know many of you wanted an update, so there it is. Thanks for your patience I really appreciate you care as much as you do ✌🏻
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“They’ve turned me into...a monster...”
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Making your mid-life crisis fun and easy!
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Good progress here but even merely seeing the shape of a water pistol makes me start to just get kinda crazy and black out sporadically — can we please replace this emoji with “wacky spitballs” in 2019? (reminds me of being bullied in 2nd Period Math but I can handle it I think)
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Just wanted to remind everyone of this very important section of Google in case anyone forgot about it since times are a bit crazy right now haha
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“Tragically-Paralyzed-Bear™️” can be yours to indefinitely care for today for the low price of $99
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I found this picture of John Lennon for some reason and I can't stop laughing at it
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