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I legitimately just woke up from a fever dream that consisted of an entire film starring Mel Gibson which does not actually exist, AND it even had two breathtaking plot twists that I was not expecting. Wtf??
Definitely Mel’s best work to date, two thumbs up 👍🏻 👍🏻
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#1 Trending in the UK!! Cheers m8s! Is this what it’s like to be the Queen?
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“Because I enjoy worse versions of good things”
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#newprofilepic might delete later feeling cute RN
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“Hey guys I’m refreshed and rested from the holidays, what’s everybody up to on Twit—“
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Everyone is talking about Luigi being dead but I’m just over here trying to forget that I saw Kapp’n unfeelingly drive Mario to his doom against his will.
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Away quickly while dodging child support?
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Just an update for those asking -- I am working on stuff, not dead, just taking a bit longer than expected. Thanks for your patience :)
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So sad :( I hope they rebuild it. Condolences to France! twitter.com/patrickgaley/s…
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@h3h3productions When ur trying to be dead but Ethan gives u the YouTube booty call
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Me waiting out my responsibilities before I can play another round of Apex Legends
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My wife just actually ordered a taco from Taco Bell where the Shell is made out of Doritos and somehow deep down I get the feeling that something somewhere went very wrong/right
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Don't gotta worry about Twitter backlash if you lose all your followers
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@YungCrippComedy I would call you ungrateful but honestly I would be pissed too…
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Honestly at this point I would give anything just to watch Valve announce “Half Life 2: Episode 4” with a straight face
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Adulthood is buying "pro" versions of free software you've been using for a decade
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If the correct way to spell it is “Colour” then explain this, losers
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When I look back I’m thankful I put my gangsta days behind me
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“Pokémon Blue was amazing for its time but when I went back and played it I got bored pretty fast.”
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Harry cracking a bloody good joke at the #RoyalWedding thanks for having me along lads
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So Skype just released some kind of Bot that talks to you and I’m not convinced it’s not the Government surveillance and/or Mark Zuckerberg
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