1651
My dick not small you just got big hands bitch
1652
her: I hate u so much
me: I understand, wyd tonight tho
1653
She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out my boy, call her ugly.
1654
Ima take her to drink on the first date gotta see if this bitch still miss her ex
1656
How come dudes don’t go through girls phones??
1657
How come dudes never go through girls phones?
1658
She a 10 but snore like a grown ass man
1659
Once I like you, I’m obsessed and allergic to other bitches
1660
I haven’t trusted bitches since the day Eve did that to Adam
1661
“Go text your other hoes”
First of all they’re your friends
1662
“Delete my number” bitch I never even had it saved
1663
When u fuck with someone, their posts hit different.. 😂 da fuck is u talkin about
1664
i posted my shorty an she untagged herself i cant breathe 💔
1665
absolutely nobody:
me: SHHEEEEEEEEEEESSSHHH
1666
Dont take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke
1667
I respect a honest hoe, it’s the lying ass ones I hate 🤦🏽♂️🙄
1668
Wtf “🚩” means 🤔 We going to six flags?
1669
me: damn it’s hot af outside
*wears all black*
1670
Never leave me wondering because ima wonder tf off
1671
If ya family start arguing today please go on live so we can all hear it
1672
I hate when I walk into somewhere & everybody stare like they never saw a legend before
1673
Girls be crying over dudes who wear XS, bitch if u don’t go beat his ass
1674
Fellas get dressed, it’s bitches outside with tax money
1675
First i was born without my permission, now my future is in my hands wtf
