1601
Imagine a girlfriend who ignores other guys because she's really obsessed with you. They don’t exist, but just imagine..
1602
Text her “I miss you” to interrupt her healing process
1603
My ex said I ain’t shit but Steve from Blue’s Clues said he’s proud of me 💯
1604
Wonder what all the loyal girls up to
1605
text her at 11:11 and 4:44 etc she will think the universe is showing her a sign. stay toxic my kings
1606
Bitches think smoking with other mfs ain’t cheating bitch you a pothoe
1607
I hate girls with good pussy bc now you have me worried about wyd & who you with 😒🤦🏽♂️
1608
Fuck new years we gettin turnt for betty white tonight
1609
I used to do nasty shit like having sex but i'm a virgin now , i've changed.❤️
1610
them: you single?
me: sometimes, wassup?
1611
girls be like “i was sleep" stfu u was gettin fucked
1612
She texted me goodnight & it’s only 8pm what that mean?
1613
I hate mfs that vape. I’m talking n bro nem’ gon blow mango kiwi in my face
1614
“yOu dOn'T tExT bAcK”
lmao I know, stop texting me
1615
if you're waiting for me to message you first, we will never talk
1616
I don’t do the “talking stage”
be in love with me or die
1617
im always here if u need a shoulder to put ur legs up on
1618
Good morning to all the girls with long hair, the rest of you Dora the explora bitches go find the map
1619
sneaky links ask stupid questions like “why u look nervous” bitch i’m not supposed to be with you rn
1620
I suck at dating, soon as you look at another mf... I’m single
1621
Someone is going to fuck your crush tomorrow 💔
1622
Girls be like "k bye" and expect 50 texts, 25 emails and 100 missed calls.
1623
Texting 17 bitches rn but they just ain’t her..
1624
Need a bad bitch to suck the sadness out my dick
1625
I finally quit drinking for good
Now I drink for evil
