926
I like my hoes unfriendly af like she barely fw with me so I def know she don’t fwu
927
I was in a relationship so toxic that when we broke up people started congratulating me
928
When she hits a curb and starts giggling
929
From fuckin raw to blocked. A true love story.
930
btw I’m single if anyone tryna get played
931
My mom be like “what happened to your lil friend” mom FUCK that hoe
933
“Now, I’ve seen your true colors”
Me: Use it to paint your room idgaf
934
“I used to talk to her”
She replied to you one time bro..
936
Sometimes you just gotta let Karma fix it because if you fix it. You going to jail.
937
Seeing a girl hurt because of a guy makes me so happy, y'all deserve it
939
Nah elementary school was wild, shorties would leave you for the mf that runs the fastest
940
She dumped me so l'm dating her eye lash lady, we increasing the price
942
When you go thru her phone and she just like you
943
I don’t gotta be sneaky. I do what tf I want 😂
944
If we start today, we can be deeply in love before the 14th
946
Her: sorry I have a bf
Me: how come u look hungry and your nails not done then
947
I be giving relationship advice with not one successful relationship under my belt
948
“You’re so insecure”
No bitch I just know you’s a hoe
949
If tequila is your go to alcohol you’re toxic
950
You ever go out for a few drinks and just ruin your life
