876
If I catch my son sneaking out, i’ma sneak out with him. C’mon son, her mom bad?
877
If she starts crying when she’s explaining something. The bitch lying
878
Fuck chasing a bitch, u ever had to chase yo drunk friend down the street
880
“Must be your other bitch”
Me: I think you might be right..
881
I don't usually date but when I do. I date the wrong person
882
About to text her “I won’t bother you no more” for no reason
885
If I ask bout it , I know bout it . . So don’t lie bout it.
887
“yOu lOoK mEaN” well don’t look at me stupid bitch
888
Girls be like “omg u have such a baby face🥺” okay breastfeed me then
889
Yeah she has red flags but she got a fat ass so it cancels out
890
Her: Babe would you still love me if I was a leaf
Me:
891
Haven’t seen one “men ain’t shit” tweets in a while.. you bitches must want Christmas gifts
893
My girl so loyal she don’t even reply to me
894
I hate when I say fuck everybody & a mf say “even me” yes especially you bitch
895
I need me a girl that would beat my ass for trying to leave her
896
When a random girl tries to hug you in front of your girl
897
Hearing “don’t start” gives me a thrill.
Makes me wanna start
898
Bitches know bitches that know other bitches, that know other bitches that will find out what you did
899
Girls be like "but I'm different" yeah a different type of disappointment
900
Them lil winter relationships starting to defrost
