601
Hate wasting my jokes on a boring bitch i could’ve said that to somebody else
602
Last time I took somebody serious I ain't smile for 6 months
603
take off your clothes, we need to talk
604
Mfs be like “money over bitches” and don’t have either one
605
I got my heart broke one time & that’s all it took
606
When shes pretty, has a job & text back fast
Yo booty flat aint it 😑
607
How girls sit on the edge of your bed the first time they come over
608
Her: you’re the only one I’m talking to
Me:
609
Dudes be in their 40s tryna be players. Bro your life is almost over go find a wife
610
Being single boring I want to get yelled at for tweeting stupid shit
611
Once I like you everything you do hurt my chest
612
Having a girl nobody touched since you met her is the biggest flex a man can have
613
My girl said she ran out of pre workout so I gave her my phone unlocked
614
Girls be single & STILL won’t text nobody back
615
Tried to quit drinking but i’m not a quitter 💪
616
If I block you & you find another way to contact me, you definitely the one for me
617
Mexico not moving on to the next group stage reminds me of how i never moved on from you. You don’t have to respond.. tell your mother I miss her
618
She's a 10 but she says "wrong bitch" every time you mention something she doesn't remember
619
Kids in 2030: yo momma so ugly nobody subscribed to her onlyfans
620
Seeing ur replacement be the funniest shit ever
621
I knew the tweet was about me but I still liked it cuz ima demon
622
You’re in her DMs?? well she's doing her british accent in front of me
623
You got a better chance of gettin chased by a dog than by me
624
The only ex i miss is the ex-tra hoes i used to have
625
Imagine givin her the aux and her playlist harder than yours
