551
Women love to be held, until it’s accountable..
553
I don’t even shoot my shot anymore I just be like “damn they fine af” and move on with my life I got enough problems already
554
If yo ass fat, you’re always right my love ❤️
555
Somewhere out there, your name comes up when couples argue
556
Hickies are overrated, just give me a blackeye babe
557
She blocked me on everything so I applied at her job, see you at work Monday babe
558
Since it’s Christopher Columbus Day go take sumn that ain’t yours
559
I like my women tired by 10pm y’all 2am-4am bitches ain’t it
560
Imagine giving me head & i yell out BORRRRRRINGGGGGGG
561
I hate when girls say “buy me a drink” Bitch do I look like T Pain to you
562
I’ll never put my business on social media but im glad y’all do cuz I be bored
563
On some cocky shit I’m what’s best for you
564
If you cheat on ya girl once a month, that's only 12/365 days... you still 97% faithful. That's an A+
565
Ain’t no upgrading after me, im the top dawg baby
566
Y'all ever just be driving & you're like.... yo was that light even green 😭😭
567
Her: babe post me
Me: that’s crazy I was JUST about delete my Twitter
568
Grab her by the lashes bro, I promise she gone listen
569
Gonna text her on 2/22/22 at 2:22 pm so she thinks I'm a sign for her
570
mfs be unemployed getting girls pregnant.. how tf yo sperm work & you don’t
571
Bitches who wanna be choked during sex same ones wanna cry if u yell at em
572
Sneaky links be lastin longer than relationships nowadays
573
Calling me yo ex is wild. I been single all my life
574
Just texted her i miss you to ruin her healing process
575
June flying by like 5 hoes in a Nissan
