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so this is how trump tries to turn us all into red states
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I'm (literally) old enough to remember when 3,000 people died in New York City and the whole country treated it like an attack on the whole country
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Today's ad, hot off the griddle.
Someone did see it coming.
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There is a term for this and it’s negligent homicide twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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Impeachment curiously didn’t keep him from focusing on dozens of rounds of golf twitter.com/TheRickWilson/…
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Not to politicize a tragedy, but FUCK THE 52 COWARDS WHO VOTED TO ACQUIT THIS IDIOT, FOREVER AND EVER
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*WHISPERS*
This is worse than the Ukraine thing twitter.com/wpjenna/status…
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Feb. 10: "A lotta people think that goes away in April."
Feb. 26: "The risk to the American people remains very low."
Feb. 26: "View this the same as the flu."
Feb. 27: "One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear."
Feb. 28: "This is their [the Democrats'] new hoax." twitter.com/kaitlancollins…
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At least when he failed at casinos, steaks, vodkas, airlines, magazines, board games, universities, the USFL and three marriages, hundreds of thousands of people didn’t have to die
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Please close your eyes, and take a moment to imagine waking up on the morning after 9/11 to see George W. Bush on TV, congratulating himself because “only” 3000 people died
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Fifteen thousand people dead and this motherfucker talking about ratings
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Hi- I made an ad twitter.com/Your_Americans…
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Donald Trump said President Obama should "resign" for his handling of the Ebola outbreak in 2014.
Two Americans died in the Ebola outbreak.
Two.
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Remember when trump was elected and we openly worried tens of thousands of people would die and the economy would crumble and all the “smart” people were like “you silly liberals”
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Impeachment ended Feb. 5 twitter.com/LindseyGrahamS…
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Hey @realDonaldTrump just wanna make sure you saw this it has four million views in under four hours twitter.com/BarackObama/st…
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If 99% of the country thinks shelter-in-place should continue and 1% is loudly trying to end it, every photo you’ll see is of the 1%
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Hey remember when the president tried to bribe a foreign government to help him steal an election and that was BEFORE he started doing even worse stuff?
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I always wonder if the villains in famous historical photos know they’re about to be immortal the moment it happens...
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“Sacrifice the Weak” has literally been the GOP platform for 40 years
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Maybe the GOP would be more upset about 55,000 dead Americans if we put it in terms of Benghazis? (It's roughly 13,750 Bengahazis)
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This fuckin guy cares more about murderous dictator Kim Jong Un than he does about you and it’s not even close twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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70,000 Americans have died.
That's more than the # of Americans who died in Vietnam (58,220), the first Gulf War (149), the second Iraq War (4424), the war in Afghanistan (2440), and 9/11 (2996) *COMBINED*
We have 4% of the world's population. We have 30% of the world's COVID.
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