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April has been ranked worst month of the year by 69% of midwesterners
1503
Midwest Snow Removal Guide
2> inches : leaf blower
2-6 inches : send kids to shovel
6-9 inches : dad goes out to help
10+ inches : call the guy with the plow or Ariens snowblower
1504
You can take the midwesterner out of the Midwest, but you can’t take the ‘ope’ out of the midwesterner twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1505
In the Midwest the garage or basement fridge is reserved for beer, leftovers and surplus of meats from the local butcher twitter.com/hamms_man/stat…
1506
Nothing gets Midwesterners going like a new gas station in their town
1507
How many likes can this corn on the cob get?
1508
Midwest Date Idea: drive around for a little bit and end up at the gas station
1509
Yup, this is accurate twitter.com/tye_ruf/status…
1510
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had Culver’s?
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1511
Midwest Fall Foods Ranked
1. apple crisp
2. chili
3. pumpkin bars
4. sweet corn
5. apple cider
1512
We don’t talk enough about how Kansas doesn’t get talked about. Does anyone live in Kansas anymore? What’s happened there since Dorothy got swept up in a tornado? If you’re from Kansas please send a signal that you’re okay.
1513
You Vs. the guy she
tells you not
to worry about
1514
Midwest nice is that one guy that snow blows the entire block after a huge snow storm @Ariens
#AriensHero
1516
The Midwest: the land of ‘opes and dreams midwestvseverybody.com/collections/la…
1518
Living in the North: *-10 degrees out plus 20mph windchill with 2 feet of snow but school still isn’t cancelled and forced to go out for recess even tho you get frostbite
Living in the South: *inch of snow and all chaos has broken loose. People hiding, busses = death traps. RIP. twitter.com/midwestern_fol…
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